Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. At least he now knows he is not a vampire.

A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming pool. The 'splash and run' is said to be payback for all late-night tipping episodes from years past.

An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. A similar incident happened to a man who was dressed up as a penis.

A woman pleaded guilty and will spend five days in jail after letting her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van. She was charged with being the coolest mom ever.

An Ohio man was shocked to have his high school ring back after 57 years at the wake for his high school sweetheart. Coincidentally, the ring was found 'inside' the corpse.

An Illinois man has admitted banking more than $470,000 in paychecks from a New Jersey company he never worked for. Cosmo Kramer is expected to be sent back to New York where he will enter a not guilty plea.

Liza Minnelli brought the cast of the new 'Sex and the City' movie to tears when she performed for them. Turns out she ate garlic just before the performance.

An industrial fire is sending thick, black smoke into the air southwest of Detroit. The city has never smelled so good.

A Cleveland museum has learned that what it thought was a lock of hair from Amelia Earhart is just thread. Shocking... who knew Amelia Earhart wore a cheap wig.

A California toddler is alive after falling 30 feet from an apartment window and landing on concrete and rocks. The fall helped cure Eric Clapton's writer's block.