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Doug Chagnon

Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: Boston, MA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DougChagnon

Biography:

Boston-based comedian.
Check out http://www.heavymetalcomedy.com
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Cameron Diaz Breaking

Submitted: Apr 24, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

"What Happens in Vegas" actress Cameron Diaz, who was left devastated by the death of her father Emilio last week, will take a year off from making movies. Tough news about the father. The rest is pretty awesome.

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Hillary and Barack

Submitted: Apr 24, 2008
Category: Political  

The cover of Time this week morphs together the faces of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The cities of Cambridge, MA and San Francisco were said to have fainted.

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Huckabee and his Book

Submitted: Apr 24, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Two weeks after the next president is elected, Mike Huckabee will publish a book sharing details on his failed bid for the White House and offering his vision for remodeling the conservative movement. Step one is getting plastic surgery to look like John McCain. Step two is renaming yourself John McCain.

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Mariah Carey on SNL

Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

"Saturday Night Live" has replaced a flu-ridden Janet Jackson with another diva: Mariah Carey. Carey, 37, will fill in for Jackson on the March 15 "SNL" telecast, NBC announced Wednesday. This helps maintain their 'one washed-up singer' quota.

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Four to a House

Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: News  

The Boston Zoning Commission set a limit of four yesterday on the number of college students who can live together off campus, a far-reaching decision that could spur a citywide crackdown on crowded student housing. All part of a plan to stop Hispanics from going to college in Boston.

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Vice President Reinstated

Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: News  

An eighth-grade honors student who was suspended for a day, barred from attending an honors dinner and stripped of his title as class vice president after he was caught with contraband candy in school will get his student council post back, school officials said. The school district cited the long forgotted 'Marion Barry Law.'

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Watts' Boobies

Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Naomi Watts had to breastfeed her seven-month-old son Alexander to keep him quiet on a 14-hour flight. Ever since, men have cried in her presence.

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Jolie Pitt Wedding

Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to marry in an "intimate" ceremony this summer. It will come after their PR staffs are 'baffled' that every reporter in the country knew exactly which out-of-the-way island to be at on a certain date.

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No Janet on SNL

Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Janet Jackson has dropped out of her upcoming "Saturday Night Live" performance because she has the flu, the singer's representative said Tuesday. NBC executives expect a ratings spike.

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Obama's Blackness

Submitted: Mar 12, 2008
Category: Political  

Democratic Sen. Barack Obama assailed as "slice and dice" politics Geraldine Ferraro's assertion that he wouldn't be where he is in the presidential race if he weren't black. This coming one day after Obama won the Mississippi Democratic Primary, essentially, because he is black.

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Beth Schumann says:

I see you'll be at the Boston Comedy Festival this year. I'm looking forward to meeting you in person. I love your stuff!

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