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Lickety Split
Lickety Split
"I hate commercials... and people"

Boise, ID

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Biography
Smoking: Only When On Fire
Ideal Mate: Smokes Crack Occasionally, But Just To Get In The Mood.

Alcohol: 2 Beers and That's it, I have to Drive!
Ideal Mate: Drink Until Drunk

Education: High School Dropout
Ideal Mate: College Grad or above, Post-Graduate or above. We have to live on somebodies income...

Employment Status: Male Prostitute, business sucks(but *not* literally)
Ideal Mate: Just entering high school

Occupation: I grow reefer
Ideal Mate: You would work at a Doritos(tm) Nacho [more]

Lickety Split says:

I'm in a band now man, you people go home. There's nothing to see here... Disband and move along peacably.

Lickety Split says:

Thanks for the kudos Ray!

Ray Ellin says:

like that bio! well done
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