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Lickety Split
Lickety Split
"I hate commercials... and people"

Boise, ID

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Lickety Split's Biography
Smoking: Only When On Fire
Ideal Mate: Smokes Crack Occasionally, But Just To Get In The Mood.

Alcohol: 2 Beers and That's it, I have to Drive!
Ideal Mate: Drink Until Drunk

Education: High School Dropout
Ideal Mate: College Grad or above, Post-Graduate or above. We have to live on somebodies income...

Employment Status: Male Prostitute, business sucks(but *not* literally)
Ideal Mate: Just entering high school

Occupation: I grow reefer
Ideal Mate: You would work at a Doritos(tm) Nacho Cheese factory at night and by day, at an X-Box 360 factory.

Income Level: I am spiritual, but not religious
Ideal Mate: $500,000 or more

*Before you steal my material, ask yourself... What would Godzilla do?

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