This Sunday, former football player turned analyst, Phil Simms officially called Detroit a disaster.
He didn't specify whether he meant the Lion's or the city itself.  [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: Sports
Keywords: nfl sports detroit superbowl
Added: Sun, 9 Nov 2008

Unfortunately, Comedy Central has announced that the Daily Show has been canceled. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama president election white house mccain palin
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

Triple Crown hopeful, "Big Brown" was officially retired from horse racing after injuring his foot during a workout this morning.
Trainer Michael Iavarone said that the only "sure thing" in the horses future is that Big Brown will end up on a dish at a restaurant in Tokyo. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: Sports
Keywords: horse racing otb betting gambling sports triple crown
Added: Mon, 13 Oct 2008

American Idol runner up Clay Aiken told the world yesterday that he is gay.
 
Which is ironic, because the world has been telling him he's gay for years. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: clay aiken homosexual american idol
Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008

The NFL declared that it will officially recognize Chad Johnsons legal name change to Ocho Cinco.
Not to be outdone, pornstar Jenna Jameson has announced she's changing her name to Seis Nueve.  [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: Sports
Keywords: chad johnson jenna jameson nfl football touchdown bengals
Added: Fri, 5 Sep 2008

Botox, one of the most powerful, poisonous, and paralytic proteins known to man, is now being injected into womens breasts to give them a temporary "lift".

President Bush has stated that the toxin does not give similiar results when injected in the brain. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: botox breasts oprah boobies
Added: Fri, 16 May 2008

Jill Price, author of the new memoir, 'The Woman Who Can't Forget' claims to be able to remember every single detail of her life with amazing accuracy.


She also never forgets to eat. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: jill price memory woman cant forget autho
Added: Tue, 13 May 2008

In the wake of the recent uproar over the racy Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus, Rosie O'Donnell defended Miley's pictures on her blog.

"My closest friends and I looked at the pictures for hours," the prominent lesbian continued, "we're inviting Miley to join us on our Caribbean cruises." [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: miley cyrus rosie odonnell lesbian vanity fair
Added: Thu, 1 May 2008

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has officially cut ties with his former Pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright, calling his recent statements 'appalling' and 'outrageous'.

In an effort to reverse the damage done to the democrat's campaign, Barack's headquarters have decided to announce, Obama is Muslim. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: obama hillary election 2008 news barack
Added: Wed, 30 Apr 2008

Ending a string of victories for Barack Obama, Pennsylvanians voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton in the state's recent primary.

Hillary now looks ahead to Indiana, where she believes the primary issue will be who likes short haircuts or really short haircuts. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: democrat primary election pennsylvania hillary
Added: Fri, 25 Apr 2008

Chinese computer experts claimed they are able to hack into any computer system, including the Pentagon's.

Their message is clear. They're Chinese, they play joke, they put pee pee in our coke. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: computer hackers hack news cnn china
Added: Fri, 7 Mar 2008

Employees are giving coffee giant Starbucks complaints with their choice to label skim-milk and sugar free varieties of their drinks "skinny".

Equally offensive is the company's choice to label four sugars and cream "type II diabetic". [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: starbucks coffee obesity africa
Added: Thu, 17 Jan 2008

Twins who were separated at birth and adopted by different sets of parents later married each other without realizing they were brother and sister.

The couple seeks an annulment, or at the very least relocating to Alabama. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: married twins annulment
Added: Sat, 12 Jan 2008

In her latest bid for credibilty, Hillary Clinton swears she was intimately involved in many White House meetings.

She can recall being in the oval office for all but one monumental decision made there. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: hillary election obama clinton news white house
Added: Tue, 1 Jan 2008

A 2-year-old girl who was born with four arms and four legs left a hospital in southern India on Saturday, little more than a month after surgeons successfully removed her extra limbs.

Vishnu is pissed. [more]

Author: Denis Donohue
Category: News
Keywords: indian baby limbs doctor
Added: Sat, 15 Dec 2007