Denis Donohue - Comedian (C)

Denis Donohue

Registered on: 01/22/07
Location: NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DenisDonohue

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Being a comedian isn't a career choice . . . . . . It's a sentence!


Denis Donohue was sentenced to a life of comedy when he was 6 years old.If it's a night at a comedy club, you're going to want Denis Donohue there. Denis hits the ground running, pulls no punches, doesn't sugarcoat, and is virtually cliche-free. Whether he's talking about being a young, daring male, living, partying, and carousing with women in NYC or being a young, daring male, living, partying, and carousing with women in NYC, you can be sure you will get the truth. When Denis brings his ongoing study of human & animal behavior to the stage, there's only one thing his audience can count on . . . it won't be censored. A club favorite around NYC, & now internationally, he believes stand-up comedy is best when it is viewed live . . . in person . . . with lots of drinks.


At 30, Denis Donohue is already a ten year veteran of comedy. He got his education on the stages of New York City's hottest comedy clubs and used the lessons he's learned from Chappelle's Show Paul Mooney, and Emmy award winning writer of The Conan O'Brien Show, Brian Kiley, to solidify his already hilarious outlook on life. After winning The Connecticut Comedy Festival, Denis took his act on the road. Since then he's appeared in more than 41 states, over 100 colleges, 4 countries, and was recently named by the New York Underground Comedy Festival One of the funniest comedians under 30.


His debut cd Unholy War has been called "Unrepentantly Funny" by Comedywise and can be found on internet music sites such as iTunes.com, and in the comedy section of your local music store.

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Botox Gives Women's Breasts a Lift

Submitted: May 16, 2008
Category: News  

Botox Gives Women's Breasts a LiftBotox, one of the most powerful, poisonous, and paralytic proteins known to man, is now being injected into womens breasts to give them a temporary "lift".


President Bush has stated that the toxin does not give similiar results when injected in the brain.


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Woman Has Amazing Memory

Submitted: May 13, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Woman Has Amazing MemoryJill Price, author of the new memoir, 'The Woman Who Can't Forget' claims to be able to remember every single detail of her life with amazing accuracy.



She also never forgets to eat.


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Rosie O'Donnell Defends Miley Cyrus

Submitted: May 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Rosie O'Donnell Defends Miley CyrusIn the wake of the recent uproar over the racy Vanity Fair photos of Miley Cyrus, Rosie O'Donnell defended Miley's pictures on her blog.


"My closest friends and I looked at the pictures for hours," the prominent lesbian continued, "we're inviting Miley to join us on our Caribbean cruises."


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Obama Makes Wright Move

Submitted: Apr 30, 2008
Category: News  

Obama Makes Wright MovePresidential hopeful Barack Obama has officially cut ties with his former Pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright, calling his recent statements 'appalling' and 'outrageous'.


In an effort to reverse the damage done to the democrat's campaign, Barack's headquarters have decided to announce, Obama is Muslim.


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Hillary's haircut decision

Submitted: Apr 25, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Ending a string of victories for Barack Obama, Pennsylvanians voted overwhelmingly for Hillary Clinton in the state's recent primary.


Hillary now looks ahead to Indiana, where she believes the primary issue will be who likes short haircuts or really short haircuts.


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Chinese Hack into Pentagon Computers

Submitted: Mar 7, 2008
Category: News  

Chinese Hack into Pentagon ComputersChinese computer experts claimed they are able to hack into any computer system, including the Pentagon's.


Their message is clear. They're Chinese, they play joke, they put pee pee in our coke.


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Starbucks Style called "Offensive"

Submitted: Jan 17, 2008
Category: News  

Starbucks Style called Employees are giving coffee giant Starbucks complaints with their choice to label skim-milk and sugar free varieties of their drinks "skinny".


Equally offensive is the company's choice to label four sugars and cream "type II diabetic".


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Married Twins Seek Annulment

Submitted: Jan 12, 2008
Category: News  

Married Twins Seek AnnulmentTwins who were separated at birth and adopted by different sets of parents later married each other without realizing they were brother and sister.

The couple seeks an annulment, or at the very least relocating to Alabama.

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Hillary was Deep in White House Business

Submitted: Jan 1, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Hillary was Deep in White House BusinessIn her latest bid for credibilty, Hillary Clinton swears she was intimately involved in many White House meetings.


She can recall being in the oval office for all but one monumental decision made there.


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Indian Doctors Remove Baby's Extra Limbs

Submitted: Dec 15, 2007
Category: News  

Indian Doctors Remove Baby's Extra LimbsA 2-year-old girl who was born with four arms and four legs left a hospital in southern India on Saturday, little more than a month after surgeons successfully removed her extra limbs.


Vishnu is pissed.


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