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The lead singer of the popular children's group, The Wiggles, has announced that he will stop performing with the group after being diagnosed with orthostatic intolerance, a chronic condition that causes dizziness, fatigue, and an odd attraction to minivan-driving soccer moms. [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Sports
Keywords: wiggles sing children
Added: Thu, 30 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1498 Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:13:14 -0700 Wiggles,Sing,Children Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Danny Get's It Up]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1497 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1497/#comment News

Danny Devito's drunken behavior during his appearance on ABC's "The View" caused a steady spike in Nielsen ratings until Devito began reminiscing about how much sex he and his wife, Rhea Perlman, had in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House, at which point viewers turned to "Martha," preferring boredom to nausea. [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords: devito drunk nausea
Added: Thu, 30 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1497 Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:00:18 -0700 Devito,Drunk,Nausea Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Rapper 50 Cent Retorts to Jessie Jackson'sReported Ban of the "N" Word]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1496 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1496/#comment Entertainment

"N*GGA, PLEASE!" [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 29 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1496 Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:40:04 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Kramer Calls Heckler the "N" Word in L.A. Comedy Club]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1495 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1495/#comment Entertainment

No I said, "Nigg-a, with an 'a,' not 'nigg' with an 'er.' That one's only okay to those people." [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1495 Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:26:00 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[A.D.D. vs A.D]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1494 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1494/#comment News

My wife, who has for years told me of my Attention Deficit Disorder, now says that one day I'll probably have Alzheimer's.Impossible: For how can I Forget her SH!T, if I never paid attention to it in the 1st PLACE [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 16 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1494 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:47:09 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[THUG CODE #46]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1493 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1493/#comment News

46. Pierced eyebrows diminish your Thug Quotient considerably. [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 16 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1493 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:38:20 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Michael Jackson Surrounded Onstage By Children]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1492 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1492/#comment Entertainment

When will parents ever learn? [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 16 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1492 Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:32:10 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[K-Fed's other Baby's Mama, Shar Jackson, weighs in on Britney leaving him.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1491 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1491/#comment Entertainment

"Suckerrrrrrrr!!!" [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 9 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1491 Thu, 9 Nov 2006 21:17:27 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[THUG CODE #14]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1490 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1490/#comment News

14. Thou shalt never, ever pirouette, arabesque or plie... never. [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 9 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1490 Thu, 9 Nov 2006 19:03:55 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Barker's Beauties]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1489 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1489/#comment News

Now that Bob Barker has announced his retirement, dogs and cats worldwide are expressing their elation. [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1489 Thu, 2 Nov 2006 13:02:17 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Luv That Mr. Gibson]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1488 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1488/#comment Entertainment

Courtney Love who's been clean and sober for 15 months says that Mel Gibson helped her on the road to recovery. He also told her "the JEWS helped make you a DRUNK!" [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1488 Thu, 2 Nov 2006 06:27:49 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Washington v. Dempsey]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1487 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1487/#comment Entertainment

"Grey's Anatomy" star Isaiah Washington has apologized to co-star Patrick Dempsey for allegedly choking him. He also retracted his statement, "It should've been me in 'Can't Buy Me Love!'" [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 27 Oct 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1487 Fri, 27 Oct 2006 15:34:46 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Finish Madge's Sentence]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1486 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1486/#comment News

I feel the media is doing a great disservice to all the orphans of Africa because they need:a) foodb) healthy living accommodationsc) A rich white woman that used to wear bra-cones like me to save them from themselves and povertyd) Mufasa [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords: madonna adoption africa
Added: Thu, 26 Oct 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1486 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:37:53 -0700 Madonna,Adoption,Africa Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Kim Jong Il apologizes for nuclear testing-]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1485 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1485/#comment News

DOH! Uhhh...My Bad! [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 26 Oct 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1485 Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:33:08 -0700 Dean Edwards Dean Edwards <![CDATA[Rock My Mama]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1483 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1483/#comment Entertainment

Rose Rock, Chris Rock's mother, has called upon Al Sharpton and his National Action Network to demonstrate outside of a South Carolina Cracker Barrel restaurant, where she alleges the staff ignored her.Chris has stated, "Hey, she knew what she was getting herself into." [more]


Author: Dean Edwards
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: chris rocks mother cracker barrell
Added: Thu, 19 Oct 2006

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/1483 Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:25:23 -0700 Chris Rock's Mother,Cracker Barrell Dean Edwards