The Spinach industry took a huge blow last week, when an E. coli outbreak was blamed on the leafy green, causing millions in lost revenues....

Although the real victim in all of this is Olive Oyl. Who has been kidnapped, tied to railroad tracks and raped several times by Bluto in the absense of spinach...

"I did" says John Mark Karr. He then went on to say...

"Screw you Scar, we both know I pushed Mufasa off Pride Rock, not you.".

LOS ANGELES --  Grammy-winning, superstar singer, Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from here husband Bobby Brown after 14 years of marriage. Bobby Brown has said he is ready for a amicable split......

 Segway Inc. is recalling all 23,500 of the self-balancing scooters it has shipped to date because of a recently discovered software glitch and not because of it's widley known, original glitch....

Turning regular human beings into giant douche bags.

NEW YORK - Rapper 50 Cent was arrested in Manhattan on Friday for making an unsafe lane change, driving with an expired permit, driving without insurance and driving without a vehicle registration.

He was let go after a friend showed up with proof that 50 Cent owned the vehicle.... A gold plated, diamond encrusted vehicle registration that was attached to the large bottom of an African American woman, named "shorty", wearing a thong bikini,  who happened to be celebrating her birthday at the time....Ya feel me?

 WASHINGTON - according to a Senate report issued Friday on prewar intelligence, there’s no evidence Saddam Hussein had ties with al-Qaida.....

The Senates next task.....See if there is evidence showing any real ties between Steven, Elyse, Alex P., Mallory, Jennifer and Andrew Keaton

Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving.
Police tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically.  After failing the test, Paris grabbed the police officer's fresh, Dunkin Donut coffee, poured it all over herself and proclaimed...  That's Hot!

 PHOENIX - Puzzled U.S. border police arrested a Mexican smuggler with 88 pounds of cheese hidden in a special compartment in his truck.....Just hours before the cheese was to reach it's final destination, Jay Leno's monologue.

Melanie Griffith is taking heat for blowing smoke with her teenage offspring. Last week outside a Beverly Hills boutique, paparazzi snapped the actress, 48, cigarette dangling from her lips, lighting a nicotine stick for a young woman identified as her 16-year-old daughter, Dakota (dad is Don Johnson)........

I mean what is the big deal.  Smoking cigarettes is cool, we all know that and this is just the beginning of her cool training.  Her dad is Don Johnson for goodness sake.  She has a lot of work to do, to live up to that amount of coolness.  Next on the to-do list of cool.....rolling up your jacket sleeves to use a hand gun and singing duets with Barbra Streisand.....Get cracking Dakota!!