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Danny Dechi
Danny Dechi
"Anything is possible. Except for the impossible."

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Cheney wins Lotto!

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Apr 21, 2009
Category: Political  
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Dick Cheney

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Dick Cheney said that torture works. "We were able to get the winning numbers to SuperLotto thereby lowering our deficit, and paying for the turbo option to my pacemaker."


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Alaska volcano - Palin's choice

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2009
Category: News  
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Sarah Palin

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Alaska's volcano erupted numerous times during the last week, to which Gov. Sarah Palin cried out: "Oh, thank God my daughter's not a virgin!"


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News Beat around the Bush.

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Whistle blower at the National Security Agency reveals that the Bush administration targeted journalist for 24 hours/7days a week surveillance of E-mails, phones calls, and other transmissions.

Bush sure went to a lot of trouble. There are other methods he could've use, such as: Watching the news on TV, or grabbing a newspaper!



 


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George Bush farewell speech

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Dec 15, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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George Bush

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I was able to get my hands on George Bush’s farewell speech, which he will give on his last day in office. It goes like this:

 

“My fellow Americans.

My bad.

Good luck everybody!”


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What, no shoes?

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Dec 15, 2008
Category: Political  
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George Bush

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I’m at the airport, going through the security check point, when the security personnel ask me to take off my shoes. And I say: “Why, is George Bush here?”


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Banana Republican

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Jul 16, 2008
Category: Political  
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George Bush

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One of the primary goals of the United States has always been to take the path of progress, and to strive for a better world. So I guess that means George W. Bush has been the banana peel in our nation's journey.

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FISA Vaccine?

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Poker

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My neighbor invited himself into my home, and started eating all of my food, playing with my TV, building things with my tools, and bringing his buddies over for late night poker games. He invaded my home, messed it all up, and he knows that I can’t do anything about it because he works for the phone company. Damn, I hate that Immunity Bill!

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Guns at Disney World?

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Jul 9, 2008
Category: News  
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Disney

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Florida congressman teams with NRA, in order to sue Disney World to allow employees to bring guns to work. Maybe it’s a good idea. If Bambi’s mother had a gun, maybe she would be alive today.

An now, here’s a scene from our next episode of CSI Disney World:

COP: “Uh, Sarge. Looks like this guy got shot up pretty bad.”

SARGE: “Any leads?”

COP: “Well, witnesses say the suspect had big round ears, white gloves, and a high pitched squeaky voice.”

SARGE: “Hmm…Look around this place, Jones. It could be anybody.”

COP: “Witnesses say the suspect was yelling something about someone touching his woman.”

SARGE: “Let’s put out an APB on Donald Duck.”

COP: “But Sarge, Donald Duck doesn’t have big round ears and a high pitched squeaky voice!”

SARGE: “Exactly! It’s the old switcheroo!”

COP: “You mean…?”

SARGE: “That’s right, Jones. Slipping a Mickey.”

(Background Music) Ta, Ta, Taaa!

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Pope fails to score at Yankee Stadium

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Apr 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Pope

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On Sunday, the Pope held Mass at New York’s Yankee Stadium, and was called “out” at 2nd base. The Pope responded: “Damn, I never make it to 2nd base.”

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Bush Joke

By: Danny Dechi (C)
Submitted: Apr 1, 2008
Category: News  
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George Bush

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President Bush News Conference:
"I am here to announce today that our country is currently in a recession.
April Fools!
Just kidding. Everything's fine."

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Danny Dechi's stand-up comedy has been described as "Woody Allen doing vaudeville". His humor, most often directed at himself, is a quirky combination of clean comedy & a unique #2 pencil musical act.
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