FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. --A wild hog weighing 1,100 pounds has been shot and killed in a Fayette County neighborhood. William Coursey, an avid hunter who shot the hog in a neighbor's yard, had it hanging from a tree in his front yard.   ..... The " Donald " made me do this [more]

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Added: Mon, 8 Jan 2007

PERTH AMBOY, N.J. --Seven beheaded animals -- three chickens, three pigeons and a fish -- were discovered Tuesday on a central New Jersey beach. Police are investigating the strange discovery but say they have few leads     THE PIGEONS AND I  HAD A DEAL  !!! [more]

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Added: Wed, 13 Dec 2006

  ..Who Told you to say the N Word ...I didn't  Its always something with you Cosmo .. This whole episode is outrageous , obnoxoius ,disgusting .  now ..lets get to work on youre new book    ....IF I SAID IT      [more]

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Added: Tue, 21 Nov 2006

  .....Another hilarious outtake from that runaway holiday smash hit .. Harold & Kumars " Toke it up " Thanksgiving [more]

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Added: Wed, 15 Nov 2006

BEIJING — A matchmaking love boat cruise open only to male millionaires and, "good-looking and desirable" women, is slated to set sail later this month, a state-run Chinese newspaper said Tuesday Men on the cruise scheduled to go along Shanghai's Huangpu River must be worth at least two million yuan ($250,000), the China Daily quoted organizer, Xu Tianli, as saying. Xu said more than 20 men had signed up for the Nov. 25 cruise and that half of those registered to take part were worth more than 200 million yuan ($25 million). George Takei, Mr. Sulu, of "Star Trek" fame has announced he is launching his own cruise ship called the Shanghi Surprise. This will be the first ship in the world with 100 steam rooms , 400 massage tables and 847 glory holes. [more]

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Added: Tue, 14 Nov 2006

...To remind everyone that today is the first tuesday in november ..and that can only mean one thing , it's  ERECTION day   [more]

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Added: Tue, 7 Nov 2006

HONOLULU --A 47-year-old man accused chopping down a utility pole to steal its copper wiring was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass. He also faces several felony charges. Alden Kaupiko was scheduled to appear in court Monday. His bail was set at $1,000. He also faces charges of second-degree property damage, criminal tampering and fourth-degree theft. Kaupiko was arrested Friday at Koko Head District Park, where a utility pole had been chopped down, disrupting telephone service in the area. Strangely Enough Kaupiko was arrested last year for stealing flashing lights from a construction site  for his home basement disco [more]

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Added: Tue, 7 Nov 2006

November 1, 2006 OIL CITY, Pa. --Letter carriers occasionally have to deal with angry dogs or maybe even a spider's nest in a mailbox, but a mean squirrel? Barb Dougherty, a 30-year Postal Service employee, said she was attacked and bitten Monday by a squirrel while delivering mail in Oil City, about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh It was a freak thing. It was traumatic," Dougherty told The Derrick in Oil City. "I saw it there on the porch, put the mail in the box and turned to walk away and it jumped on me." The animal ran up her leg and onto her back, she said.   The FBI has just released this picture of Secret Squirrel , who is wanted in the attack and is now allegedly  a top Al- Qaeda operative [more]

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Added: Thu, 2 Nov 2006

 The Most Horrifing Creature Ever to be seen on the big screen Attack of the Six Foot Bearded Nazi Cyclops [more]

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Added: Tue, 31 Oct 2006

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Added: Tue, 31 Oct 2006

  JACKSONVILLE, N.C. --A father is asking Toys "R" Us Inc. to take a police toy set off the shelves because he says the one given to his 6-year-old son utters a curse word. The toy set, named the "Elite Operations Role Play Set: Police," includes a nightstick and a utility belt. A recorded message that includes what sounds like a curse word plays when the nightstick is removed from the belt. "I've had to explain to parents why my son is saying the f-word; it's horrible," Philip Morton told The Daily News of Jacksonville. "It's really a cute little toy; but God forbid, it's not what I want my kid hearing."    To Compromise  Executives at Toys R Us gave Morton a Free  " Tito The Street Pimp" Doll Tito comes complete with 4 Ho's , a Pimpstick , and a guide to earning "Street Cred " ...for lame suburban White Boys [more]

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Added: Fri, 27 Oct 2006

DALLAS --Convenience-store operator 7-Eleven Inc. is telling franchises to pull a high-caffeine drink from its shelves because of the product's name: Cocaine. The company acted after getting complaints from parents of teens, who are a big part of the drink's target audience "Our merchandising team believes the product's name promotes an image which we didn't want to be associated with," said Margaret Chabris, a spokeswoman for 7-Eleven.   Company Spokemen say not to worry ,  " As Normal , you can still buy a 8-ball of the real stuff , in any alley next to any  7-11 " [more]

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Added: Thu, 26 Oct 2006

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Added: Wed, 25 Oct 2006

ANTIGO, Wis. --Three-year-old Robert Moore went fishing for a stuffed replica of Sponge Bob and ended up trapped in a vending machine. The toddler's adventure began with a Saturday evening shopping trip with his grandmother, Fredricka Bierdemann, and three siblings Bierdemann ended the trip by giving each child a dollar and telling them to have fun in a retailer's game room. A stuffed Sponge Bob in a vending machine's bin caught Robert's eye. He tried without success to fish it out with a plastic crane, and  somehow got stuck inside         Police Later discovered that the child had fallen into one of Madonna's new   " Adopt - A - Tot   Vending Machine's       [more]

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Added: Wed, 25 Oct 2006

ORLANDO, Fla. --Somehow, a thief or thieves was able to swipe a 50-pound bronze statue of a nude woman from an art gallery downtown in broad daylight. The statue, titled "Crissy" and valued at $12,600, disappeared as visitors were perusing three private galleries at the CityArts Factory in downtown Orlando   Luckily for everyone at the museum their biggest tourist attraction ... " Vanilli " from the Milli Vanilli collection ...is still intact           [more]

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Added: Thu, 19 Oct 2006