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Danny Abs

Registered on: 08/22/06
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URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DannyAbs

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Just another guy from Boston, who enjoys Jai Alai , The World Series of Dwarf Tossing , Oprah, and Learning Life Lessons from Grady while watching Sanford & Son ..
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Man kills 1,100-pound hog in north Ga.

Submitted: Jan 8, 2007
Category: News  

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. --A wild hog weighing 1,100 pounds has been shot and killed in a Fayette County neighborhood. William Coursey, an avid hunter who shot the hog in a neighbor's yard, had it hanging from a tree in his front yard.

 

..... The " Donald " made me do this


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N.J. cops find beheaded pigeons

Submitted: Dec 13, 2006
Category: News  

PERTH AMBOY, N.J. --Seven beheaded animals -- three chickens, three pigeons and a fish -- were discovered Tuesday on a central New Jersey beach.

Police are investigating the strange discovery but say they have few leads

 

 

THE PIGEONS AND I  HAD A DEAL  !!!


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Giant " Frog Face " appears on Nude Woman.......

Submitted: Dec 4, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

 

 

....Doctors are Baffled


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Kramer Seeks Council....and a publisher

Submitted: Nov 21, 2006
Category: News  

 

..Who Told you to say the N Word ...I didn't  Its always something with you Cosmo .. This whole episode is outrageous , obnoxoius ,disgusting .  now ..lets get to work on youre new book    ....IF I SAID IT 

 

 


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Caption Contest

Submitted: Nov 15, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

headShot

 

.....Another hilarious outtake from that runaway holiday smash hit .. Harold & Kumars " Toke it up " Thanksgiving


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China Love Boat Wants Rich, Good-Looking

Submitted: Nov 14, 2006
Category: News  

BEIJING — A matchmaking love boat cruise open only to male millionaires and, "good-looking and desirable" women, is slated to set sail later this month, a state-run Chinese newspaper said Tuesday

Men on the cruise scheduled to go along Shanghai's Huangpu River must be worth at least two million yuan ($250,000), the China Daily quoted organizer, Xu Tianli, as saying.

Xu said more than 20 men had signed up for the Nov. 25 cruise and that half of those registered to take part were worth more than 200 million yuan ($25 million).

George Takei, Mr. Sulu, of "Star Trek" fame has announced he is launching his own cruise ship called the Shanghi Surprise. This will be the first ship in the world with 100 steam rooms , 400 massage tables and 847 glory holes.


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Pat Morita Checking in ...

Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

...To remind everyone that today is the first tuesday in november ..and that can only mean one thing , it's  ERECTION day  


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Man allegedly chops down pole for copper

Submitted: Nov 7, 2006
Category: News  

HONOLULU --A 47-year-old man accused chopping down a utility pole to steal its copper wiring was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespass. He also faces several felony charges.

Alden Kaupiko was scheduled to appear in court Monday. His bail was set at $1,000. He also faces charges of second-degree property damage, criminal tampering and fourth-degree theft.

Kaupiko was arrested Friday at Koko Head District Park, where a utility pole had been chopped down, disrupting telephone service in the area.

Strangely Enough Kaupiko was arrested last year for stealing flashing lights from a construction site  for his home basement disco


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Mean squirrel attacks Pa. letter carrier

Submitted: Nov 2, 2006
Category: News  

November 1, 2006

OIL CITY, Pa. --Letter carriers occasionally have to deal with angry dogs or maybe even a spider's nest in a mailbox, but a mean squirrel? Barb Dougherty, a 30-year Postal Service employee, said she was attacked and bitten Monday by a squirrel while delivering mail in Oil City, about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh

It was a freak thing. It was traumatic," Dougherty told The Derrick in Oil City. "I saw it there on the porch, put the mail in the box and turned to walk away and it jumped on me."

The animal ran up her leg and onto her back, she said.

 

The FBI has just released this picture of Secret Squirrel , who is wanted in the attack and is now allegedly  a top Al- Qaeda operative


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This Halloween Wes Craven Presents ...

Submitted: Oct 31, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

 The Most Horrifing Creature Ever to be seen on the big screen

Attack of the Six Foot Bearded Nazi Cyclops


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