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DV aka V Money has been performing stand up throughout new york, new jersey, and pennsylvania for the past three years, and is currently a contracted freelance writer for the late show with david letterman. dan has recently been cast to appear in the critically acclaimed sketch comedy show tara's comedy cosmos'

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Palin Makes 7 Year Old Daughter Wear Flyers Jersey

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin

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Palin Makes 7 Year Old Daughter Wear Flyers Jersey

 This week Sarah Palin made her seven year old daughter wear a Philadelphia Flyers jersey and accompany her while dropping the ceremonial first puck at a Flyers game to prevent the crowd from booing her.

 

John McCain is also catching on to this strategy and for the rest of the campaign will always appear with his granddaughter because he believes no one would boo an 85 year old lady.


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Palin Drops Ceremonial First Puck at Flyers Game

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin

289 Jokes  8 Videos

Palin Drops Ceremonial First Puck at Flyers Game

 This week Sarah Palin dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers / Rangers game.

 

You know a ranger is a type of police officer – or state trooper. Which might explain why before the game Palin tried to fire the entire Ranger team.


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Palin and Daughter Boo'd in Philadelphia

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Philadelphia

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Palin and Daughter Boo'd in Philadelphia

 Over the weekend Sarah Palin and her 16 year old pregnant daughter were boo’d as they dropped the ceremonial first puck at a Philadelphia Flyers game.

 

The disappointed fans boo’d because it was the first time Sarah Palin’s daughter stood in front of 20,000 people and didn’t sleep with all of them.


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Palin Wants to Overturn Roe vs. Wade

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Sep 27, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Sarah Palin

289 Jokes  8 Videos

Palin Wants to Overturn Roe vs. Wade

 

Sarah Palin wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade – the supreme court case protecting women’s right to abortion.

 

Palin says, “If I have to be stuck with 5 kids, everyone has to be stuck with 5 kids.


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Barack Criticizes Clinton Team

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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Barack Criticizes Clinton TeamBarack Obama is on the defensive this week. He’s criticizing those that are spreading rumors that he is a Muslim.

Barack says he prays to Jesus every single night – that Hillary chokes on one of her own pantsuits.

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Tough Decesion For Both Parties

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

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Tough Decesion For Both PartiesThe election continues to heat up, and there are tough decisions to be made within both parties.

The Democrats have to decide whether to go with Hillary or Barack.

And the Republicans have to decide whether McCain should go with or without a toupee.

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FBI: Copperfield Copped A Feel

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

FBI

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FBI: Copperfield Copped A FeelThe FBI is saying they believe David Copperfield sexually assaulted a woman on a private island in the Bahamas.

The woman says she knew something weird was going on when Copperfield said, “Abracadabra,” and pulled his PENIS out of a hat.

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Photo of White House Refridgerator Surfaces

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2008
Category: Political  
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George Bush

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Photo of White House Refridgerator SurfacesA photo of the inside of the White House refrigerator has surfaced and apparently President Bush and the First Lady keep their food on separate sides.

The President says they’ve separated their food ever since that time he mysteriously lost his Dinosaur chicken nuggets.

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Hillary's Website Is The Most Heavily Trafficed

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Submitted: Mar 23, 2008
Category: Political  
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Hillary Clinton

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Hillary's Website Is The Most Heavily TrafficedOf all the presidential candidates Hillary Clinton has had the most visitors to her website.

However, Hillary’s website still doesn’t get as much traffic as Bill Clinton’s ‘RumpsAndHumps.com.’

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Michigan Looking to Legalize Medical Pot

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Mar 23, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Michigan

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Michigan Looking to Legalize Medical PotA Michigan elections panel approved petitions asking that state lawmakers to CONSIDER whether marijuana should be legalized for medical purposes.

In related news, Snoop Dogg will CONSIDER moving to Michigan.

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