This week Sarah Palin made her seven year old daughter wear a Philadelphia Flyers jersey and accompany her while dropping the ceremonial first puck at a Flyers game to prevent the crowd from booing her.
 
John McCain is also catching on to this strategy and for the rest of the campaign will always appear with his granddaughter because he believes no one would boo an 85 year old lady. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
Keywords: palin mccain
Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008

 This week Sarah Palin dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers / Rangers game.

 
You know a ranger is a type of police officer – or state trooper. Which might explain why before the game Palin tried to fire the entire Ranger team. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
Keywords: palin flyers
Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008

 Over the weekend Sarah Palin and her 16 year old pregnant daughter were boo’d as they dropped the ceremonial first puck at a Philadelphia Flyers game.

 
The disappointed fans boo’d because it was the first time Sarah Palin’s daughter stood in front of 20,000 people and didn’t sleep with all of them. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008

 
Sarah Palin wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade – the supreme court case protecting women’s right to abortion.
 
Palin says, “If I have to be stuck with 5 kids, everyone has to be stuck with 5 kids. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
Keywords: palin
Added: Sat, 27 Sep 2008

Barack Obama is on the defensive this week. He’s criticizing those that are spreading rumors that he is a Muslim.

Barack says he prays to Jesus every single night – that Hillary chokes on one of her own pantsuits. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Tue, 8 Apr 2008

The election continues to heat up, and there are tough decisions to be made within both parties.

The Democrats have to decide whether to go with Hillary or Barack.

And the Republicans have to decide whether McCain should go with or without a toupee. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Tue, 8 Apr 2008

The FBI is saying they believe David Copperfield sexually assaulted a woman on a private island in the Bahamas.

The woman says she knew something weird was going on when Copperfield said, “Abracadabra,” and pulled his PENIS out of a hat. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Tue, 8 Apr 2008

A photo of the inside of the White House refrigerator has surfaced and apparently President Bush and the First Lady keep their food on separate sides.

The President says they’ve separated their food ever since that time he mysteriously lost his Dinosaur chicken nuggets. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008

Of all the presidential candidates Hillary Clinton has had the most visitors to her website.

However, Hillary’s website still doesn’t get as much traffic as Bill Clinton’s ‘RumpsAndHumps.com.’ [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008

A Michigan elections panel approved petitions asking that state lawmakers to CONSIDER whether marijuana should be legalized for medical purposes.

In related news, Snoop Dogg will CONSIDER moving to Michigan. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008

The owner of Foley’s Pub in New York City is banning the Song “Danny Boy” for the entire month of March because it is overplayed and depressing.

In the meantime, ‘G7’ on the pub’s jukebox has been replaced with the far less depressing – Rage Against the Machine’s ‘Bullet in the Head.’ [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: News
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Added: Sun, 23 Mar 2008

"You can even ask the city hookers. My penis is this big!"

- Governor Eliot Spitzer [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008

This high end New York City prostitute allegedly charged Governor Spitzer five thousand dollars an hour.

And that's not the worst of it. Spitzer says he'd typically be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra even kicked in. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008

On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion.

But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar. [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008

I think I’ve got this Elliot Spitzer thing all figured out. During this past year Governor Spitzer tried to pass a law allowing illegal immigrants to have a driver’s license.

Makes sense to me. How else were these hookers getting to the Governor’s mansion? [more]

Author: Dan Vollmayer
Category: Political
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Added: Fri, 14 Mar 2008