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Registered on: 01/31/07
Location:
New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DanNaturman
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Biography:
You know me, if you know me, from Conan, Letterman, Comedy Central and that awful "Last Comic Standing."
To inquire about booking Dan, email: booking@dailycomedy.com
Check out my PODCAST at DanNaturman.com
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Page Views: 5172
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Jokes: 270
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Videos: 14
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Comments: 3
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Fans: 20
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 October 29 - November 4
"Are you North Korean? North Koreans are responsible for all the wars in this world."
- South Korean-born actor Daniel Dae Kim, upon being arrested for DUI.
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 October 22 - October 28
"I don't have a Chinaman's chance of talking my way out of this one."
- Scientist James D. Watson, in the wake of the media firestorm surrounding his comments about race and IQ.
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October 15 - October 21
"I guess if they just stop wearing those ridiculous beanies, that's good enough."
- Ann Coulter, back-pedaling from her recent comment that Jews should become Christians to perfect themselves.
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 October 8 - October 14
"Marion Jones Landis. Yeah, I like the way that sounds."
- Disgraced olympian Marion Jones, daydreaming about her future husband.
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October 1 - October 7
"What up Gook!"
Korean leader Kim Jong-il, greeting his South Korean counterpart Roh Moo-hyun at their historic summit meeting in Pyongyang.
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 September 24 - September 30
"Everyone is focused on me making a bomb. Meanwhile, have you seen 'Good Luck Chuck'".
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking before the UN in New York.
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 September 17 - September 23
"Don't give me no 'buts,' I said call Johnnie Cochran!"
- O.J. Simpson, to an associate after his recent arrest for burglary.
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 September 3 - September 9
"I regret to announce that I will be resigning effective September 30, Truman Capote's birthday."
Allegedly not gay senator Larry Craig.
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August 27 - September 2
"Of providing great entertainment while giving animals a healthy outlet for their aggression, yes I guess I am guilty."
Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, entering plea in federal dogfighting case.
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kimmy williams says:
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Johnnie Cochran is DEAD!
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Julia Gorin says:
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Hey, I wasn't finished. Here's the joke:
What’s that Mark Fuhrman bastard up to NOW?! He actually followed OJ all the way to Vegas to frame him AGAIN?!!
I suck! I hate you! xoxo, Julia
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Julia Gorin says:
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Damn you! That's the penultimate OJ joke! I was trying to come up with the penultimate OJ joke this weekend, but I couldn't find the inspiration. And no wonder: you took it all! This was the best I could come up with:
OJ Caught in Hotel Robbery
What’s
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