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Dan Naturman
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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Cop

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekOctober 29 - November 4

"Are you North Korean? North Koreans are responsible for all the wars in this world."

- South Korean-born actor Daniel Dae Kim, upon being arrested for DUI.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2007
Category: News  
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China

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekOctober 22 - October 28

"I don't have a Chinaman's chance of talking my way out of this one."

- Scientist James D. Watson, in the wake of the media firestorm surrounding his comments about race and IQ.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Ann Coulter

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekOctober 15 - October 21

"I guess if they just stop wearing those ridiculous beanies, that's good enough."

- Ann Coulter, back-pedaling from her recent comment that Jews should become Christians to perfect themselves.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Olympics

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekOctober 8 - October 14

"Marion Jones Landis. Yeah, I like the way that sounds."

- Disgraced olympian Marion Jones, daydreaming about her future husband.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 1, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Kim Jong-il

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekOctober 1 - October 7

"What up Gook!"

Korean leader Kim Jong-il, greeting his South Korean counterpart Roh Moo-hyun at their historic summit meeting in Pyongyang.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Sep 24, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekSeptember 24 - September 30

"Everyone is focused on me making a bomb. Meanwhile, have you seen 'Good Luck Chuck'".

- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking before the UN in New York.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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OJ Simpson

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekSeptember 17 - September 23

"Don't give me no 'buts,' I said call Johnnie Cochran!"

- O.J. Simpson, to an associate after his recent arrest for burglary.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

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Submitted: Sep 10, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Osama Bin Laden

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekSeptember 10 - September 16

"That's right. I am the original 'Superbad.'

- Osama Bin Laden, during latest video.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Sep 3, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Larry Craig

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekSeptember 3 - September 9

"I regret to announce that I will be resigning effective September 30, Truman Capote's birthday."

Allegedly not gay senator Larry Craig.

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Aug 27, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Michael Vick

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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the WeekAugust 27 - September 2

"Of providing great entertainment while giving animals a healthy outlet for their aggression, yes I guess I am guilty."

Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, entering plea in federal dogfighting case.

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DAN NATURMAN began performing stand-up comedy several years ago in, believe it or not, law school. After graduation he decided to devote himself to stand-up full time. Comedy, he discovered, was his true passion. Besides, his grades were bad and nobody would hire him.

Dan's charming combination of self-deprecation and outright grouchiness has had audiences howling from coast to coast. He is one of New York City's most respected comedians, having done his own half-hour special on Comedy Central, as [more]

kimmy williams says:

Johnnie Cochran is DEAD!

Julia Gorin says:

Hey, I wasn't finished. Here's the joke:
What’s that Mark Fuhrman bastard up to NOW?! He actually followed OJ all the way to Vegas to frame him AGAIN?!!
I suck! I hate you! xoxo, Julia

Julia Gorin says:

Damn you! That's the penultimate OJ joke! I was trying to come up with the penultimate OJ joke this weekend, but I couldn't find the inspiration. And no wonder: you took it all! This was the best I could come up with:
OJ Caught in Hotel Robbery
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