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David Serrano
 "Fappers Unite!"


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Registered on: 10/30/07
Location: Sunrise, FL
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DNSerrano

Biography:

I am a smalltime Comedian, with bigtime dreams. I'm sorry, but I'va always had this notion of being Daddy Warbucks for a day, pretty pimpin' I think...


Anyway that's it for now. Go to www.myspace.com/dnscomedy to check out my comedy page out, it's in the works so w/e pardon my dust
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Scammer or Scammee

Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: Weird  

I literally just got this in my messages:


Hello,
My name is Tiram Shadab girl from west Africa.
I went through your profile at(dailycomedy) and found out that we can
make a good match and i will like you to contact me
through my email address(tiram9090@yahoo.co.in)
so that i can tell you more about myself.
please my dear i will like you to contact me at my mail box(tiram9090@yahoo.co.in)
Waiting for your mail,
Reply me
to sent pic for 4u soon my love
Your Tiram
by
(tiram9090@yahoo.co.in)


With so much heart and ambition, of course I gave poor Tiram my social security numbers as well as my credit card!

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Another Amy Winehouse Joke?

Submitted: May 28, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Amy Winehouse
44 Jokes

Well, apparently horses CAN mate with humans.

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Something pretty crazy

Submitted: May 28, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Dirty Mouth
1799 Jokes  76 Videos

You know what I saw the other day. What’s that movie called? oh yeah, Breakin’. Hey don’t knock me it was the only thing on TV. It’s funny how when you see it when you’re young you don’t notice what’s really happening. It’s only until you get older that you see the movie again and notice what the fuck was really up in them. I was watching it right, and just as I was getting in the groove, who do I spot? Fucking Jean Claude Van-Damme. I was like oh shit! I didn’t know he could break it down. So then I popped in Three Men and a Baby. So I wrap myself with my sheets because I know that scary part comes with the little boy in the window. I get ready for it, you know because it always comes as a surprise. All of a sudden I look…………………………….it’s fuckin’ Jean Claude Van-Damme again, goddammit JCVD!

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News Flash!!!

Submitted: Nov 1, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears
188 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney falls off a bridge.

Chris Crocker shortly follows.

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Another

Submitted: Oct 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Analogy...


Saw IV is to scary puppet-making death traps

as

Jeff Dunham is to being behind it all

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Emo Trend

Submitted: Oct 30, 2007
Category: Weird  

The trend that loses more members than it gains, and remember cut across not up and down!

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