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James Craven
 "If They Laugh, It's Funny-George Burns"


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Registered on: 10/16/07
Location: Detroit, MI
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/Craven

Biography:


A comedian working out of the Metro Detroit area, James Craven has been carefully working his way up the comedy ladder. James talks right to the crowd, making them feel at ease. Just before he sets’em up and knocks’em over. Nothing is off limits as he jokes about how he got his last name, his marriage, kids, life, and how much he loves it (or not so much) You’ll be crying in laughter as he makes you think that "damn my life really isn’t that bad."


As a regular performer at comedy clubs, bars, and pubs, in and around the Metro Detroit area, has really started to get noticed.



Notice him yourself and check out his calendar to see where you can catch James Craven at a comedy club, bar, or pub near you!!!



You can catch James Craven on myspace at www.myspace.com/jcraven_space

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Ike Turner Reincarnated as Hurricane Ike

Submitted: Sep 9, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hurricane Ike
14 Jokes

Hurricane Ike (Turner) is back and ready to smack around more bitches. 

 

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GPS In Cars Is Great

Submitted: Sep 7, 2008
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Marriage
964 Jokes  19 Videos

GPS in cars are great!!!

But do you really need something to point how stupid you are while driving?

If you want something that does that,

get a wife!!



 

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The One and Only Speech Bill Clinton Wrote For Obama

Submitted: Sep 6, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton
203 Jokes  5 Videos

I have the utmost respect for Gov. Sara Palin.

Truthfully, I wished I tapped her, I mean seduced/selected.

Select, selected her as my mate, running mate.

And please leave Gov. Palin's daughter out of this and.........

I'll leave this out of her daughter..

I'm Barack Obama

And I say it's o.k........

To bareback yo mama!!!



 

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JOHN MCCAIN SAY'S "CHANGE IS NEEDED"

Submitted: Sep 5, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain
206 Jokes  12 Videos

AT HIS AGE DO YOU THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS DIAPER, 

GUESS IT DEPENDS. 

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TIME FOR A CHANGE

Submitted: Aug 30, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

President Bush
570 Jokes  16 Videos

OBAMA AND MCCAIN ARE RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE

DO YOU REALIZE THERE HAS BEEN A BUSH IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR 20 OUT OF THE LAST 28 YEARS?

ALTHOUGH CLINTON TRIED TO GET KEEP BUSH IN THE WHITE FOR THE 8 YEARS HE WAS THERE TOO. 

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JOHN MCCAIN VP PICK IS.........

Submitted: Aug 29, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain
206 Jokes  12 Videos

ALASKA GOV. SARAH PALIN 

AFTER BEING ASKED WHY GOV. PALIN WAS HIS PICK

HE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

"BECAUSE OIL ISN'T THE ONLY THING WORTH DRILLING IN ALASKA"

AND GAVE 2 THUMBS UP!!!!

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Hmmmm Makes Sense To Me

Submitted: Oct 16, 2007
Category: Weird  

If a woman can get a job at Hooters because of her breast size.
It's only fair that a man with one leg can get a job at IHOP.

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Future Sex With Robots

Submitted: Oct 16, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Dirty Mouth
1799 Jokes  76 Videos

I read a story recently that said by that a guy, Go Figure it was a guy who came up with this. That in the in future it will be o.k. to marry and even have sex with a robot. The picture they showed with this story was a female robot. Why does it always need to be the nerdy scientist that comes up with this creepy stuff.
First Viagra, now screwing robots.
Apparently this guy has never been married had a girlfriend for any amount of time.
Because I’ve been married for 11 years and believe me, I know what it’s like have sex with something
robotic and no feelings.

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