Mackenzie Phillips was the logical choice between her and her sister Chyna,

John didn't want to have to explain how (the) Chyna got busted.

Osama Bin Laden recently said that Obama is "Powerless"

I just hate to see a family fight go public!

 JimBob & Michelle Duggar (The Duggars 18 and Counting fame) is having kid number 19!!

 Foreplay with the Duggars must consist of a little bondage,

like tying a 2x4 to JimBob's ass so he doesn't fall in.

Plaxico Burress is going to jail for shooting himself.

Finally stupidity is a felony!

I bet he won't go into prison bragging he's the best wide out to play the game! 

Bill Clinton to Jong Il:

"I'll trade you my lucky cigar for 2 Asian Girls and a Happy Ending" 

Obama picked his Dr. Regina Benjamin from Alabama as his new Surgeon General, who promptly looked to legalize.......

Inbreeding! 

Sarah Palin made the decision recently that her husband should have.

 Pull out early!

Billy Mays Made His Biggest Sale Today,

When He Sold His Soul To The Devil

I've heard the vagina called a lot of things i.e. hair pie, whisker biscuit, fly trap, Christina Augilera,   but "hiking the Appalachin Trail" is new on me. 

It my have been food poisoning that killed Michael Jackson 

Since the last thing he ate was a 12 year old piece of meat