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Klan applies for permit to burn cross on West Lawn. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: obama klan cross
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14532 Wed, 5 Nov 2008 07:42:07 -0700 Obama, Klan, cross Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Racer]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14492 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14492/#comment Sports

Lewis Hamilton, a black Englishman, won the Formula 1 title over the weekend in Brazil.
The feat was even more amazing considering the police kept pulling him over every couple of minutes. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Sports
Keywords: race racing formula 1 sports
Added: Mon, 3 Nov 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14492 Mon, 3 Nov 2008 10:47:34 -0700 Race, Racing, Formula 1, sports Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[First Time Voters]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14452 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14452/#comment Political

Thousands of new voters are excited to be voting in their first election Tuesday.
Perhaps none more so than the dead ones, who are supporting John McCain as "one of our own." [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: voting dead election
Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14452 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:53:19 -0700 Voting, Dead,Election Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Halloween]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14451 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14451/#comment Political

I'm not saying McCain is admitting defeat, but at last night's Senate Halloween party, he wore an Obama mask and went as the next President of the United States. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: mccain halloween
Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14451 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:32:14 -0700 McCain,Halloween Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Alaska]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14429 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14429/#comment Political

Sarah Palin.
Ted Stevens.
Anyone have the receipt so we can return Alaska to Russia and get a refund? [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: palin stevens alaska russia
Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14429 Thu, 30 Oct 2008 08:53:59 -0700 Palin,Stevens,Alaska,Russia Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[America vs. Europe]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14098 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14098/#comment Political

The way to tell the difference between European and American socialism?
We still don't have healthcare. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: socialism america bailout europe politics
Added: Wed, 1 Oct 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14098 Wed, 1 Oct 2008 14:48:57 -0700 Socialism, America, Bailout, Europe,Politics Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Times are Tough]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14080 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14080/#comment News

Times are tough.
I just saw a crackhead smoking generic crack. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: News
Keywords: economy drugs crack
Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14080 Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:07:31 -0700 Economy,Drugs,Crack Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Bush Legacy]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13697 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13697/#comment Political

President Bush is working on his legacy as his days in office dwindle down.
Today, invoking Ronald Reagan, the President called on China to tear its wall down. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: bush politics china
Added: Tue, 2 Sep 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13697 Tue, 2 Sep 2008 08:23:00 -0700 Bush, Politics, China Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Olympics]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13472 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13472/#comment News

I'm not saying Bejing has a lot of pollution, but breathing was just added as an Olympic event. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: News
Keywords: bejing olympics pollution
Added: Fri, 15 Aug 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13472 Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:29:40 -0700 Bejing, Olympics,Pollution Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[McCain Health Report]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12505 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12505/#comment Political

Three-time melanoma survivor John McCain appears cancer-free, has a strong heart and is in otherwise general good health, according to eight years of medical records reviewed by The Associated Press.
He does, however, have a malignant brain. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: mccain health brain
Added: Fri, 23 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12505 Fri, 23 May 2008 06:41:32 -0700 McCain, Health,Brain Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Jet Blue Passenger Sues]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12422 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12422/#comment News

A man suing JetBlue Airlines for more than two-million-dollars says a pilot made him sit in the plane's bathroom for more than three hours on a flight to New York.

The worst part? When they dumped him with the solid waste over Kansas. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: News
Keywords: jet blue airlines bathroom sue
Added: Thu, 15 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12422 Thu, 15 May 2008 09:52:13 -0700 Jet Blue, Airlines, Bathroom, Sue Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Fifth of Mayo]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12338 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12338/#comment Political

In order to promote his English as the official language of the US campaign, George Bush has officially renamed Cinco de Mayo, May 5th.

He has also changed the significance of the holiday, as it will now commemorate the US victory in the Mexican-American War. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: holiday cinco mayo english war
Added: Tue, 6 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12338 Tue, 6 May 2008 12:12:25 -0700 Holiday, Cinco de Mayo, English, war Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Presidential Endorsement]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12319 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12319/#comment Political

Michael Moore swtiched his endorsement from Hillary to Barack this week, citing his better national foodcare policy.

The announcement took over 2 hours, as Moore doesn't like to talk with his mouth full. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords: moore obama election
Added: Mon, 5 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12319 Mon, 5 May 2008 08:00:00 -0700 Moore, Obama, Election Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Football Injury]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12318 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12318/#comment Sports

The Cincinnati Bengals have placed Chad Johnson on the physically unable to shut up list.
Their trainers are working on a mouthgard that will stifle him. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports football chad johnson trade
Added: Sat, 3 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12318 Sat, 3 May 2008 08:49:46 -0700 Sports, Football, Chad Johnson,Trade Craig Sharf
Craig Sharf <![CDATA[Needle Exchange]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10837 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10837/#comment Political

Faced with the highest rate of HIV infection in New Jersey, Newark has drawn up an ambitious proposal for one of the first needle exchange programs in the state.
Up next: the boyfriend exchange program. [more]


Author: Craig Sharf
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 28 Dec 2007

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10837 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:38:31 -0700 Craig Sharf