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Craig Sharf
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America vs. Europe

Submitted: Oct 1, 2008
Category: Political  

The way to tell the difference between European and American socialism?

We still don't have healthcare.

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Times are Tough

Submitted: Sep 30, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Times are tough.

I just saw a crackhead smoking generic crack.

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Bush Legacy

Submitted: Sep 2, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

President Bush
525 Jokes  15 Videos

President Bush is working on his legacy as his days in office dwindle down.

Today, invoking Ronald Reagan, the President called on China to tear its wall down.

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Olympics

Submitted: Aug 15, 2008
Category: News  

I'm not saying Bejing has a lot of pollution, but breathing was just added as an Olympic event.

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McCain Health Report

Submitted: May 23, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

John McCain
143 Jokes  12 Videos

Three-time melanoma survivor John McCain appears cancer-free, has a strong heart and is in otherwise general good health, according to eight years of medical records reviewed by The Associated Press.
He does, however, have a malignant brain.

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Jet Blue Passenger Sues

Submitted: May 15, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

New York Jets
28 Jokes

A man suing JetBlue Airlines for more than two-million-dollars says a pilot made him sit in the plane's bathroom for more than three hours on a flight to New York.

The worst part? When they dumped him with the solid waste over Kansas.

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Fifth of Mayo

Submitted: May 6, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Mexico
148 Jokes  8 Videos

In order to promote his English as the official language of the US campaign, George Bush has officially renamed Cinco de Mayo, May 5th.

He has also changed the significance of the holiday, as it will now commemorate the US victory in the Mexican-American War.

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Presidential Endorsement

Submitted: May 5, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama
234 Jokes  17 Videos

Michael Moore swtiched his endorsement from Hillary to Barack this week, citing his better national foodcare policy.

The announcement took over 2 hours, as Moore doesn't like to talk with his mouth full.

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Football Injury

Submitted: May 3, 2008
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Cincinnati Bengals
31 Jokes

The Cincinnati Bengals have placed Chad Johnson on the physically unable to shut up list.
Their trainers are working on a mouthgard that will stifle him.

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Needle Exchange

Submitted: Dec 28, 2007
Category: Political  

Faced with the highest rate of HIV infection in New Jersey, Newark has drawn up an ambitious proposal for one of the first needle exchange programs in the state.
Up next: the boyfriend exchange program.

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