After production was cancelled in 2002 Chevrolet decided to bring back the Camaro as they discovered that New Jersey Guido's had not gone away

Below are Images of people who chill me to the bone, these captions are what they are saying to me in my mind

"Im going to shoot myself out of a cannon and into your nightmares. Then I`m gonna fuck you up"

"Of course your going to die! The rabit told me so!!"

"This wig covers my exposed worm ridden brain! Thats how I control what you do"

"You like card tricks? Heres one...AAAaaarrggh!!!!Die!!!"

"If I paralyzed you with hypnoses, which I can do by the way. This bird would eat you in a matter of weeks, but you would die and stop feeling pain near the end of the first"

"Give in to the dark side and Racist you will become"

Laugh! You know you want to!

"I am the Jim Gaffigan of Paranormal Phenomena"

Charles Buntz is currently dazzling the nation with his powers to communicate to the dead through food. A gift he realized he had when he was just 12 years old after staring at a Creme Brulee for 20 minutes at a french restaurant. "I just want to make people happy, not many people know this but Jesus himself often communicated with his father through a Fig". Buntz also claims that Tofurkey and Bananas are a favorite due to the best connection and fewer dropped calls.

An Officer and a Gentleman...and a Donkey and a Midget and a Transsexual

Movie Summary:

Boy meets girl, girl was really a confused boy but then the first boy was actually found through DNA testing to be a girl so it worked out okay. They perform a multitude of sexually horrific acts upon the other, one almost dies but doesnt, the other wants to die but then has orgasm but will die later anyway.

A penis shaped vagina drives a dildo shaped car through a wall of limbless hermaphrodites before exploding into fallopian tubes

Film ends when lead character "Rock Hard" finds time machine and travels back in time so he can masturbate while watching himself in the third person perform the debauchery as described above.

Moral of the movie: Don’t respect women or make a commitment because there will always be something better around the corner and grass has been scientifically proven to be greener elsewhere

I have come to the conclusion after seeing my neighbors decorate their houses for Halloween that Pumpkins are the angriest of all the vegetables

Chillout!!! Of all the Cururbita Cucubitaceae I know, your the most delicious...as a soup OR as a seasonal Ale!!

News: October 31st, 2006