We live in an era where retailers and celebrities shorten their names.  International House of Pancakes is now simply IHOP, Kentucky Fried Chicken is KFC, Jennifer Lopez is J Lo and Brittany's ex is K Fed.  

Walmart has decided to be both trendy and improve their horrible image by renaming themselves IHOC.  That stands for International House of Crappy-Merchandise.

While the minority of citizens who actually voted tuesday may have turned to CNN, FOX and the regular networks for election night coverage, empty headed mall rats that night were glued to the V Channel(Vacuous Lifestyle Channel) for wall to wall coverage of the Brittany Spears Divorce.  V Channel conducted their own exit polls at parking lots of suburban malls across America.  By a 10-1 margin, young mall rats said the divorce filings would not effect their decision to not vote, not register to vote and remain as ignorant of current affairs as possible.