While the minority of citizens who actually voted tuesday may haveturned to CNN, FOX and the regular networks for election nightcoverage, empty headed mall rats that night were glued to the V ChannelVacuousLifestyle Channel for wall to wall coverage of the Brittany SpearsDivorce.  V Channel conducted their own exit polls at parking lotsof suburban malls across America.  By a 10-1 margin, young mallrats said the divorce filings would not effect their decision to notvote, not register to vote and remain as ignorant of current affairs aspossible.

We live in an era where retailers and celebrities shorten their names.  International House of Pancakes is now simply IHOP, Kentucky Fried Chicken is KFC, Jennifer Lopez is J Lo and Brittany's ex is K Fed.  

Walmart has decided to be both trendy and improve their horrible image by renaming themselves IHOC.  That stands for International House of Crappy-Merchandise.