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Dustin Diamond has a sex-tape of himself out, been popped for drug possesion, and found cheating on his wife.  Apparently, he wasn't saved by the bell.  Talk about having your life come a schreeching reality check. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Fri, 7 Aug 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19628 Fri, 7 Aug 2009 14:10:41 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Girl arrested for texting]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16344 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16344/#comment Sports

Wisconsin girl got arrested for repeatedly texting.  Her “consecutive starting” and “most passing” of texts  in class yesterday landed her $298 ticket.  Apparently,  she didn’t think her teacher was the MVP of her education.
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Author: Christina Lopez
Category: Sports
Keywords: brett favre texting teenager football
Added: Tue, 24 Feb 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16344 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:40:58 -0700 brett favre, texting, teenager, football Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Holidays]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14518 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14518/#comment Entertainment

It's November 4 and already retailers are shoving Christmas music and merchandise down our throats.  Too fast.  And we wonder why teenagers are getting pregnant.  It's enough to make you elfin gag! [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: christmas holidays teenagers bad decisions
Added: Tue, 4 Nov 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14518 Tue, 4 Nov 2008 14:44:49 -0700 Christmas, holidays, teenagers, bad decisions Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Smart remarks]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11263 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11263/#comment Entertainment

The following was on msnbc.com's website:
More from msnbc.com
How smart are you? Take our quiz

Then the following link when clicking the aforementioned:

How much do you remember about the week in news? Take msnbc.com's weekly quiz and find out what you can recall.

Listen msnbc.com...just cuz I don't recall the news doesn't mean I'm not smart, I'm just uninformed. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
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Added: Sat, 2 Feb 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11263 Sat, 2 Feb 2008 12:43:30 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[I'm a 2G retard?]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11261 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11261/#comment Weird

A team of scientists has tracked down a genetic mutation that leads to blue eyes. The mutation occurred between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago, so before then, there were no blue eyes. I have green eyes, or in other words I'm a second generation retard. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: Weird
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Added: Sat, 2 Feb 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11261 Sat, 2 Feb 2008 09:48:36 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Model thin laptop]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11091 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11091/#comment News

Apple boss Steve Jobs has unveiled the world's thinnest laptop, called the MacBook Air. Unfortunately, its also the dumbest. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 22 Jan 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11091 Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:54:00 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Making a run for it.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10929 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10929/#comment Sports

The beleaguered starlet and her Dallas Cowboys squeeze hopped a private jet to Los Cabos, Mexico, late last week with her ever-present parents, to get oodles of sun. Unfortunately, someone finally told Romo that the goal line isn't down there either. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: Sports
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Added: Tue, 8 Jan 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10929 Tue, 8 Jan 2008 12:42:09 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Sleeping In]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10107 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10107/#comment News

In Madison Wisconsin a drunk driver ran her car into her motel room. Apparently, she just wanted to turn in early. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: News
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Added: Fri, 26 Oct 2007

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10107 Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:00:00 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Pulling the snow over our eyes]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3237 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3237/#comment News

    Ft. Collins, Colorado is rated by MSN‘s places to live 2006 as one of the best places to live. However due to the 56 cumulative inches of snowfall in the past week, none of the residents has been able to be reached for comment. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 25 Jan 2007

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3237 Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:47:35 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Nintendo's Wii can help you shed pounds]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3236 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3236/#comment Sports

After six weeks and 21 hours of total game play on Nintendo's new game console, Philadelphia resident Mickey DeLorenzo is nine pounds lighter and making a splash with his new svelte self.  This Spring Mickey can truly make a canon ball with his new girlish figure of 250 lbs !!     [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: Sports
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Added: Thu, 25 Jan 2007

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3236 Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:37:49 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Rail Thin takes a Nose Dive]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3235 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3235/#comment News

  MADRID, Spain (Reuters) -- The world's first ban on overly thin models at a top-level fashion show in Madrid has caused outrage among modeling agencies and raised the prospect of restrictions at other venues.  The mayor of Milan, Italy, Letizia Moratti, told an Italian newspaper this week she would seek a similar ban for her city's show unless it could find a solution to "sick" looking models. It made the mayor so sick that when she sneezed, three models fell off the runway. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
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Added: Wed, 13 Sep 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3235 Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:18:31 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Son kicks the bucket !]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3234 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3234/#comment Entertainment

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) -- The 20-year-old son of Anna Nicole Smith has been found dead in the Bahamas.  Daniel Smith was the product of Smith's 1985 marriage to Billy Smith. The couple, who met while working together at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas, divorced in 1987.  Daniel Smith had small roles in her movies "Skyscraper" and "To the Limit." Authorities speculate he died of embarassment. [more]


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Added: Mon, 11 Sep 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3234 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:44:44 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Hulking up for the BIG game !]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3233 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3233/#comment News

Who says the Irish can't tan? [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: News
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Added: Mon, 11 Sep 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3233 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 15:17:43 -0700 Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Big Trouble In Little Thailand]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3232 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3232/#comment News

John Mark Karr was arrested for the murder of JonBenet Ramsey in Thailand. How did they arrive at the conclusion that he was in Thailand; a country that has long been known for turning a blind eye toward the blatent expliotation of children? Well I guess it was either there...or the Vatican. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
Category: News
Keywords: thailand jonbenet ramsey john mark karr arrest vatican murder
Added: Fri, 18 Aug 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3232 Fri, 18 Aug 2006 17:25:18 -0700 Thailand,JonBenet,Ramsey,John,Mark,Karr,arrest,Vatican,murder Christina Lopez
Christina Lopez <![CDATA[Turning Terrorists threats into profits since 2001]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3231 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3231/#comment Sports

Harrisburg, Pa.-Pennsylvania is selling contraband merchandise collected at airports on E-Bay.  Merchandise such as knives, nail clippers and cuticle scissors are selling to the highest bidder.  Just think, your buying a case of second hand toiletries AND a case of HIV. I can only imagine how they answer thier phone....Robin Hood Pawn Shop....we confiscate , so they won't detonate....how can we help you? Apparently, the CEO of Procter and Gamble is Osama Bin Laden. [more]


Author: Christina Lopez
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Added: Tue, 15 Aug 2006

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/3231 Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:23:46 -0700 Christina Lopez