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Celebrities

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Aug 7, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

1305 Jokes  25 Videos

Dustin Diamond has a sex-tape of himself out, been popped for drug possesion, and found cheating on his wife.  Apparently, he wasn't saved by the bell.  Talk about having your life come a schreeching reality check.


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Girl arrested for texting

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Feb 24, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Cop

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Girl arrested for texting

Wisconsin girl got arrested for repeatedly texting.  Her “consecutive starting” and “most passing” of texts  in class yesterday landed her $298 ticket.  Apparently,  she didn’t think her teacher was the MVP of her education.

 


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Holidays

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Christmas

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It's November 4 and already retailers are shoving Christmas music and merchandise down our throats.  Too fast.  And we wonder why teenagers are getting pregnant.  It's enough to make you elfin gag!


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Smart remarks

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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MSNBC

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The following was on msnbc.com's website:
More from msnbc.com
How smart are you? Take our quiz

Then the following link when clicking the aforementioned:

How much do you remember about the week in news? Take msnbc.com's weekly quiz and find out what you can recall.

Listen msnbc.com...just cuz I don't recall the news doesn't mean I'm not smart, I'm just uninformed.

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I'm a 2G retard?

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2008
Category: Weird  
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Reese Witherspoon

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I'm a 2G retard?A team of scientists has tracked down a genetic mutation that leads to blue eyes. The mutation occurred between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago, so before then, there were no blue eyes. I have green eyes, or in other words I'm a second generation retard.

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Model thin laptop

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Steve Jobs

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Model thin laptopApple boss Steve Jobs has unveiled the world's thinnest laptop, called the MacBook Air. Unfortunately, its also the dumbest.

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Making a run for it.

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Dallas Cowboys

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The beleaguered starlet and her Dallas Cowboys squeeze hopped a private jet to Los Cabos, Mexico, late last week with her ever-present parents, to get oodles of sun. Unfortunately, someone finally told Romo that the goal line isn't down there either.

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Sleeping In

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Wisconsin

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In Madison Wisconsin a drunk driver ran her car into her motel room. Apparently, she just wanted to turn in early.

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Pulling the snow over our eyes

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  
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Colorado

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Ft. Collins, Colorado is rated by MSN‘s places to live 2006 as one of the best places to live. However due to the 56 cumulative inches of snowfall in the past week, none of the residents has been able to be reached for comment.


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Nintendo's Wii can help you shed pounds

By: Christina Lopez (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: Sports  
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Video Game

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After six weeks and 21 hours of total game play on Nintendo's new game console, Philadelphia resident Mickey DeLorenzo is nine pounds lighter and making a splash with his new svelte self.  This Spring Mickey can truly make a canon ball with his new girlish figure of 250 lbs !!

 

 


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