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"Lord of the Pedo-flies". [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: pedophile pediphile lord flies william golding
Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19881 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:46:57 -0700 pedophile pediphile lord of the flies william golding Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Star Trek creator remains in space.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15843 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15843/#comment Entertainment

Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry and his wife are having their cremated remains sent into space next year.  The company sending them into space hopes that his wife is dead by then. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: gene roddenberry star trek rodenberry sci fi scifi science
Added: Thu, 29 Jan 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15843 Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:28:28 -0700 gene roddenberry star trek rodenberry sci fi scifi science Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Everyday after the school bell rang]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15341 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15341/#comment Weird

Scott the molester waited patiently. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Weird
Keywords: pedophile pedaphile pediphile molest sex kids teen
Added: Mon, 5 Jan 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15341 Mon, 5 Jan 2009 22:35:54 -0700 pedophile pedaphile pediphile molest sex kids teen Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA["Whew! Glad that's over."]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15340 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15340/#comment Political

"I can't believe they let me do that for 8 years." [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: bush president george w failure miserable obama gop war iraq
Added: Mon, 5 Jan 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15340 Mon, 5 Jan 2009 22:30:03 -0700 bush president george w failure miserable obama gop war iraq Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[John Travolta's son died.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15318 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15318/#comment Entertainment

The rest of the family is STAYING ALIVE. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: john travolta son dies death autism staying alive tragedy
Added: Sun, 4 Jan 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15318 Sun, 4 Jan 2009 19:59:50 -0700 john travolta son dies death autism staying alive tragedy Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Ted Kennedy in Kindergarten Senator]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12481 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12481/#comment Political

Part II [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: kennedy tumor ted kennedy rfk kindergarten cop
Added: Wed, 21 May 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12481 Wed, 21 May 2008 08:33:12 -0700 kennedy, tumor, ted kennedy, rfk, kindergarten cop Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Flooding in Midwest]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9384 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9384/#comment News

The death toll reached 22 when searchers found the body of a man tangled in a tree.
The man has been identified as Loggy McTreeClimber, tree climber extraordinaire. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9384 Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:10:46 -0700 Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Landscapers]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9228 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9228/#comment Political

In Tx, 50 illegal immigrants were found inside of a locked tractor-trailor. The officer made the discovery when he noticed they were all in the front seat. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: mexican border texas
Added: Thu, 9 Aug 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9228 Thu, 9 Aug 2007 03:05:18 -0700 mexican, border, texas Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Poop On a Plane]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8630 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8630/#comment News

Continental Airlines is apologizing to its customers because sewage spilled down the isle from the bathroom.
After the incident, they've decided to change their name to INcontinental Airlines. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: continental airlines bathroom
Added: Thu, 21 Jun 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8630 Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:12:45 -0700 continental airlines, bathroom Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Ellen Switches Teams]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8549 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8549/#comment Entertainment

Two Balls Have Never Been Closer. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: ellen degeneres emmy
Added: Sun, 17 Jun 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8549 Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:32:37 -0700 ellen degeneres, emmy Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[A Look Into What Should Have Been]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8170 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8170/#comment Political

All trucks, $18,999! Just $1 down drives you home a winner! [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: bush war iraq
Added: Mon, 21 May 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8170 Mon, 21 May 2007 07:24:59 -0700 bush, war, iraq Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8136 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8136/#comment News

Earl had never done so little to feel he'd actually helped. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: fire firefighters law
Added: Thu, 17 May 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8136 Thu, 17 May 2007 17:30:25 -0700 fire, firefighters, law Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[Ninj-lims]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8080 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8080/#comment Political

Noun:
Muslim women who look like ninjas. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: muslim religion ninja
Added: Mon, 14 May 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8080 Mon, 14 May 2007 10:31:16 -0700 muslim, religion, ninja Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[God's Pee]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8079 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8079/#comment News

Sinners. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: god religion rainbow
Added: Mon, 14 May 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8079 Mon, 14 May 2007 10:22:24 -0700 god, religion, rainbow Chris Mata Chris Mata <![CDATA[You Know How I Feel About Those.]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8009 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8009/#comment Political

You know, the black ones. [more]


Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: cheney race
Added: Wed, 9 May 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/8009 Wed, 9 May 2007 06:37:08 -0700 cheney, race, Chris Mata