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Ted Kennedy in Kindergarten Senator

Chris Mata — Wed, 21 May 2008 08:33:12 -0700

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: kennedy tumor ted kennedy rfk kindergarten cop
Added: Wed, 21 May 2008

Flooding in Midwest

Chris Mata — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:10:46 -0700

The death toll reached 22 when searchers found the body of a man tangled in a tree.
The man has been identified as Loggy McTreeClimber, tree climber extraordinaire. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 22 Aug 2007

Landscapers

Chris Mata — Thu, 9 Aug 2007 03:05:18 -0700

In Tx, 50 illegal immigrants were found inside of a locked tractor-trailor. The officer made the discovery when he noticed they were all in the front seat. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: mexican border texas
Added: Thu, 9 Aug 2007

Poop On a Plane

Chris Mata — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:12:45 -0700

Continental Airlines is apologizing to its customers because sewage spilled down the isle from the bathroom.
After the incident, they've decided to change their name to INcontinental Airlines. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: continental airlines bathroom
Added: Thu, 21 Jun 2007

Ellen Switches Teams

Chris Mata — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:32:37 -0700

Two Balls Have Never Been Closer. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: ellen degeneres emmy
Added: Sun, 17 Jun 2007

A Look Into What Should Have Been

Chris Mata — Mon, 21 May 2007 07:24:59 -0700

All trucks, $18,999! Just $1 down drives you home a winner! [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: bush war iraq
Added: Mon, 21 May 2007

While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.

Chris Mata — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:30:25 -0700

Earl had never done so little to feel he'd actually helped. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: fire firefighters law
Added: Thu, 17 May 2007

Ninj-lims

Chris Mata — Mon, 14 May 2007 10:31:16 -0700

Noun:
Muslim women who look like ninjas. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: muslim religion ninja
Added: Mon, 14 May 2007

God's Pee

Chris Mata — Mon, 14 May 2007 10:22:24 -0700

Sinners. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: god religion rainbow
Added: Mon, 14 May 2007

You Know How I Feel About Those.

Chris Mata — Wed, 9 May 2007 06:37:08 -0700

You know, the black ones. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: cheney race
Added: Wed, 9 May 2007

R. Kelly Gives Back

Chris Mata — Tue, 1 May 2007 13:50:35 -0700

R. Kelly has written a song about healing called, "Rise Up" for the Va. Tech massacre. The B-side will feature the less healing, "Trapped in French Class". [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: r. kelly massacre virgina tech tradegy death
Added: Tue, 1 May 2007

The Affable Jacques Chirac

Chris Mata — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:00:00 -0700

"Stick it in here? That's what she said." [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: jacques chirac
Added: Mon, 23 Apr 2007

A Coffee Cup Left by a Mourner in VT

Chris Mata — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:16:43 -0700

When it's laying on the ground like that, it's litter. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: News
Keywords: vermont vt shooting korean tragedy
Added: Fri, 20 Apr 2007

Easter Blame Game

Chris Mata — Mon, 9 Apr 2007 12:00:00 -0700

A Father/Son tradition. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: bush war iraq
Added: Mon, 9 Apr 2007

Why is the Iraqi Military Losing?

Chris Mata — Mon, 9 Apr 2007 09:32:12 -0700

It's hard to drive a stick shift. [more]

Author: Chris Mata
Category: Political
Keywords: war iraq bush
Added: Mon, 9 Apr 2007