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Chris Mata
Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/ChrisMata

Biography:

You may have seen me on Comedy Central's Premium Blend or Comedy Central On Demand.


If you live in the Netherlands, you may have seen me on "The Comedy Factory."
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Ted Kennedy in Kindergarten Senator

Submitted: May 21, 2008
Category: Political  

Ted Kennedy in Kindergarten SenatorPart II

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Flooding in Midwest

Submitted: Aug 22, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The death toll reached 22 when searchers found the body of a man tangled in a tree.
The man has been identified as Loggy McTreeClimber, tree climber extraordinaire.

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Landscapers

Submitted: Aug 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

In Tx, 50 illegal immigrants were found inside of a locked tractor-trailor. The officer made the discovery when he noticed they were all in the front seat.

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Poop On a Plane

Submitted: Jun 21, 2007
Category: News  

Continental Airlines is apologizing to its customers because sewage spilled down the isle from the bathroom.
After the incident, they've decided to change their name to INcontinental Airlines.

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Ellen Switches Teams

Submitted: Jun 17, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Ellen Switches TeamsTwo Balls Have Never Been Closer.

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A Look Into What Should Have Been

Submitted: May 21, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

A Look Into What Should Have BeenAll trucks, $18,999! Just $1 down drives you home a winner!

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While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.

Submitted: May 17, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

While a Fire Rages, Everyone Pitches In.Earl had never done so little to feel he'd actually helped.

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Ninj-lims

Submitted: May 14, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Ninj-limsNoun:
Muslim women who look like ninjas.

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God's Pee

Submitted: May 14, 2007
Category: News  

God's PeeSinners.

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You Know How I Feel About Those.

Submitted: May 9, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

You Know How I Feel About Those.You know, the black ones.

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