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Vince LiFonti
Vince LiFonti
"It doesn't matter how much talent you lack as long as you have enthusiasm"

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 iDriver

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Feb 3, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

iPhone
29 Jokes  7 Videos

The US Dept of Transportation started a webiste about Distracted Driving.

Unfortunatly, iPhone users are checking out the site while stuck in traffic.

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 The iPon

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Jan 27, 2010
Category: News  
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iPad
11 Jokes

While Apple is expecting high sales of their new iPad with it's built-in applications, they expect more women to buy the iPon with it's built-in applicator.

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 Hope for Hope

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Jan 22, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Inauguration
48 Jokes

Tonight every major network is airing "Hope for Haiti".

I hope the results turn out better than the "Hope for America" that aired on the every major network almost exactly one year ago today - Also known as the Presidential Inauguration.

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 Drew Peterson Barrel of Monkeys

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2010
Category: News  
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Drew Peterson
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Today, Prosecuters in Illinois have to prove in a pre-trial hearing that there is enough evidence to take former police officer Drew Peterson to trial for killing at least one of his former wives.

First piece of evidence: his love for Polka.

He keeps singing "Roll out the Barrel".

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 Sorry Charlie!

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Jan 6, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Charlie Sheen
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Sorry Charlie!

On Wednesday, Hanes announced they will drop Charlie Sheen as a spokesman.

Why? Don't they still sell wife-beaters?

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 The Oprah Calender

By: Vince LiFonti (C)
Submitted: Nov 20, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Oprah Winfrey
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Oprah has announced today that her show will be ending in September of 2011…or 15 months earlier than the Mayans predicted.


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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone. I am the person that can make a joke at any situation...that's how I deal, some cry, some get depressed, I deal with humor. If this offends you, you probably won't like me.

While most will tell you Tragedy + Time = Comedy;
I Belive Tragedy+Now = Credit for the Joke that becomes Comedy later.

I Act, Write, Improv, and do Stand-Up in and around Chicago.

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