Electronic Arts said it has ended discussions to buy Take-Two interactive, the makers of Grand Theft Auto, saying it will be easier to steal the company by carjacking it when it stops at a red light.

A 33 ear old woman stole her daughters identity in order to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad. Let's Go Cougars!

Sarah Palin has a tanning bed installed in the Alaska governer's mansion.After hijacking the womens vote,  it looks like the Republican party is going after the black vote too.

Brittney Spears denied rumors that se will perform at this year's Video Music Awards, Despite video evidence, Spears also denied that she performed at last years Video Music Awards.

Members of the New York Democratic Party gave warnings to it's delegates at the National Convention that alcohol hits the system much faster in the high altitudes of Denver. Despite this warning, delegates still tried to nominate Hillary Clinton. 

David Freeman, author of the book "100 things to o before you die" has died at the age

of 47. He was apparently at item number 56 on his list which is to fight a live tiger.

 This years Farm Aid Concert will be broadcast in High Definition. Small children are encouraged to look away during close-ups of Willie Nelson.