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Charlie Currie
Registered on: 07/31/06
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URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/CharlieCurrie

Biography:

I occasionally replace the voice of Stephen Hawking's computer with my own live feed. When you hear him say stupid stuff, that's me.
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John Lennon's piano

Submitted: Apr 5, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

John Lennon's piano, used to write Imagine, is on a world tour as a symbol, to promote peace.

It accidentally crushed a dove while being loaded into a U-Haul trailer. The irony was lost on the dove, one assumes.

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Hilton, Spears, Lohan et al

Submitted: Apr 4, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears
188 Jokes  8 Videos

All kidding aside, you have to admit this crop of soon to be has been, baby droppin', underwear challenged, head shavin', rehabin', umbrella swingin', porno producin' ladies in the lightweight division is pretty impressive.

I can remember when a good crop included one knee bustin' Tanya Harding.

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Barack Obama

Submitted: Apr 4, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama
356 Jokes  18 Videos

Many observers were surprised to hear Barack Obama had raised over twenty three million for his presidential campaign. Many were also surprised that ninety thousand of it had been delivered in a freezer.

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Britney attacks photographer with umbrella

Submitted: Mar 7, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Why didn't Britney attack the photographer that took the picture of her attacking the photographer?
What action was she afraid to be photographed doing that was worse than the bald headed, umbrella attack of the SUV?
Was she punting a puppy?

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Britney checks into re-hab for third time

Submitted: Feb 23, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Are they sure this rehab that Britney has checked in and out of three times isn't a Motel 6?

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Britney

Submitted: Feb 21, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears
188 Jokes  8 Videos

When Britney Spears shaves something worth looking at, wake me up.

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George Bush Gives Speech to Nation, January 10, 2007

Submitted: Jan 11, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

President Bush
570 Jokes  16 Videos

George Bush announces that there will be a 20,000 person troop surge in Iraq.

Mission Accomplished......again!!!!

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Wesley Snipes charged with 8 counts of tax fraud

Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Wesley Snipes
10 Jokes

Was the fraud that he didn't pay his taxes or was it that he said he was an actor?

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Bruce Wllis gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Submitted: Oct 17, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Hollywood
145 Jokes  6 Videos

2005 Ryan Seacrest gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

2006 Bruce Willis gets star on the sidewalk formerly known as the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Saw the Dustin Dimond t (Screech) x-rated video

Submitted: Oct 13, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hooker
143 Jokes  4 Videos

My review:

3 minutes of the finest hard-core sex you could find.

47 minutes of a tedious explanation of who he is to two 18 year-old hookers that don't want to accept his cheque.

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