LAS VEGAS - A clinic may have infected a handful of patients with hepatitis C.

Local strippers and prostitutes are unionizing to combat this latest competition into their once monopolized market. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny vegas stripper sex prostitute hiv aids std
Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008

Today, Bill Gates delivered what may be his last keynote address at the Las Vegas 2008 Consumer Electronics Show.

The show is a display of all the latest, state-of the art devices which just became obsolete. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny bill gates computer computers ipod itunes microsoft electronics stereo las vegas
Added: Mon, 7 Jan 2008

One of the black 1984 Pontiac Trans Ams that 'starred' as KITT on the TV series Knight Rider is up for sale on eBay for a minimum of $20,000... because Hasselhoff wants to go out drinking tonight and Wendy's doesn't take checks. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy funny tv television hasselhoff hasselhof haselhof david drink drinking drunk drugs
Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007

The MLB today released the much anticipated "Mitchell Report," a lengthy document on the use of steroids and performance-enhancing drugs by several all-star level players.

The report has been heralded as the only thing more boring to read than watching the game on which it reports. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny baseball drugs steroids bonds barry bonds clemens mitchell
Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007

All but 1 member of the Federal Reserve agreed Tuesday to trim the central bank’s most important interest rate by one-quarter percentage point to 4.25 percent.

To the economic layman, this means I still can’t afford to buy a house. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny economics economy money politics real estate house
Added: Thu, 13 Dec 2007

The Univ. of Washington's Center for Conservation Biology is increasingly using skat-detecting dogs to track various species.

The Center's Director prefers dogs over electronic equipment because, "dogs possess such an extraordinary sense of smell that they can distinguish among the feces of 18 species at once."

Before they eat it. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: funny comedy dog shit poop feces science college environment
Added: Fri, 30 Nov 2007

BOSTON - The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble.

That, and all the elves are threatening to strike with only 4 weeks until Christmas. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny santa claus christmas religion lottery crime law jail
Added: Thu, 29 Nov 2007

In an effort to compete with Starbucks, McDonald's will begin serving lattes and other espresso drinks.

Their first effort to compete with the coffee giant was a disaster, because a ‘half-soy, non-dairy cheeseburger on the artisan whole wheat’ doesn’t translate well into Spanish. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: funny comedy mcdonalds fast food food restaurant starbucks
Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007

Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of Quiet Riot, has been found dead at his home in Las Vegas, 25 years after his career was found dead. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: funny comedy music dead death die hollywood star
Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007

Ingrid Marie Rivera beat 29 rivals to become the island's 2008 Miss Universe contestant, despite applying makeup and wearing evening gowns that had been coated with pepper spray, causing her face to swell up and break out into bright red hives twice.

I'll bet the losers of this beauty pageant all have great personalities, though. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: funny comedy beauty pageant news ugly sex dating
Added: Mon, 26 Nov 2007

British scientists have discovered the fossilized remains of an enormous 8-foot long bug.

In its gullet - the fossilized remains of a caveman holding his shoe. Scientists are still searching for the remains of the horror-stricken cavewife who demanded he 'KILL IT!' [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny science fossil dinosaur men women man woman bug insect sex gender marriage wife husband
Added: Wed, 21 Nov 2007

The notorious Charles Street Jail in Boston has just re-opened as the newly remodeled Liberty Hotel.

"It's a magnificent place," said Bill Baird, an activist locked up there for 37 days in 1967 for breaking a Mass. law prohibiting the distribution of contraceptives to unmarried people.

“Now, I can grab a rubber from the vending machine in the bathroom where I was raped because I wanted a rubber 40 years ago.” [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: comedy funny history jail law lawyers rubber condom contraceptive sex prison cop cops police
Added: Mon, 19 Nov 2007

A 35 year-old Florida man hung on to a 12-foot statue of "Hannah Montana" for the better part of six days to win tickets to a sold-out concert by Miley Cyrus,

where he'll be able to spend nearly 6 hours hanging onto 12 year old prepubescent girls.

On the next Dateline. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy funny miley cyrus hannah montana dateline sex minor offender
Added: Thu, 15 Nov 2007

Days after being awarded custody of their children, K-Fed is now vying for custody of he and Britney's dog.

Well, someone's gotta watch the kids. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: k-fed kevin federline kevin federline britney spears britney spears divorce custody dog kid kids child children babysitter nanny comedy funny
Added: Fri, 5 Oct 2007

Which is newsworthy, because for the first time it wasn't her fault. [more]

Author: Chad Reiling
Category: News
Keywords: britney spears britney spears k-fed kevin federline kevin federline music comedy funny divorce custody kids child children kid
Added: Tue, 2 Oct 2007