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"If at first you don't succeed, ask yourself 'what the fuck did I do that for?'"
Registered on: 08/14/06
Location:
Englewood, CO
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/ChadReiling
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Biography:
I used to be "Casper's funniest comedian." 'Funniest' meant only.
Now that I've moved to Denver, my goal is to become "one of Denver's many mediocre comedians."
Why not check out www.chadreiling.com. Everyone else is doing it.
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LAS VEGAS - A clinic may have infected a handful of patients with hepatitis C.
Local strippers and prostitutes are unionizing to combat this latest competition into their once monopolized market.
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 Today, Bill Gates delivered what may be his last keynote address at the Las Vegas 2008 Consumer Electronics Show.
The show is a display of all the latest, state-of the art devices which just became obsolete.
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 One of the black 1984 Pontiac Trans Ams that 'starred' as KITT on the TV series Knight Rider is up for sale on eBay for a minimum of $20,000... because Hasselhoff wants to go out drinking tonight and Wendy's doesn't take checks.
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 The MLB today released the much anticipated "Mitchell Report," a lengthy document on the use of steroids and performance-enhancing drugs by several all-star level players.
The report has been heralded as the only thing more boring to read than watching the game on which it reports.
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All but 1 member of the Federal Reserve agreed Tuesday to trim the central bank’s most important interest rate by one-quarter percentage point to 4.25 percent.
To the economic layman, this means I still can’t afford to buy a house.
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The Univ. of Washington's Center for Conservation Biology is increasingly using skat-detecting dogs to track various species.
The Center's Director prefers dogs over electronic equipment because, "dogs possess such an extraordinary sense of smell that they can distinguish among the feces of 18 species at once."
Before they eat it.
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 BOSTON - The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble.
That, and all the elves are threatening to strike with only 4 weeks until Christmas.
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In an effort to compete with Starbucks, McDonald's will begin serving lattes and other espresso drinks.
Their first effort to compete with the coffee giant was a disaster, because a ‘half-soy, non-dairy cheeseburger on the artisan whole wheat’ doesn’t translate well into Spanish.
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Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of Quiet Riot, has been found dead at his home in Las Vegas, 25 years after his career was found dead.
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 Ingrid Marie Rivera beat 29 rivals to become the island's 2008 Miss Universe contestant, despite applying makeup and wearing evening gowns that had been coated with pepper spray, causing her face to swell up and break out into bright red hives twice.
I'll bet the losers of this beauty pageant all have great personalities, though.
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Gary B. says:
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Chad, thanks for the kind comment about my joke. Happy Holidays to you!
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