Reports are, Bob Dylan is mulling offers to become the new voice of in-car GPS navigation systems.

Men will still drive all over town, lost and not asking for directions despite these handy systems.  However, now it’ll be because they can’t understand a word their GPS is saying.

Officer Thomas Strain of the Philadelphia Police was put on desk duty this month after showing up to work with his hair braided in ‘cornrows,’ even though dozens of black officers wear their hair in cornrows.

A Philadelphia Police Department spokesperson stated that it wasn’t the braids on a white officer, but that Strain began showing up late for his shifts that prompted the demotion.

New rules under the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act will require tobacco companies to cover at least half of the front and back of packages with graphic—and possibly gruesome—images illustrating the dangers of smoking.

Yowza!  That oughtta do it!

KFC today announced their new sandwich, the Double Down.  It has bacon, melted swiss and pepperjack cheeses and the colonel's sauce, nestled snugly between two fried chicken patties instead of bread.

Finally, they've figured out a way to eliminate those sesame seeds.

I think the name "Double Down" is appropriate too.  Eating one of these is clearly a gamble - not just on your life but whether or not you'll make it to the toilet in time.

Rock legend Steven Tyler of Aerosmith suffered head, neck and shoulder injuries in a tumble from the stage at a South Dakota concert.

Initially, officials thought it was merely his popularity falling.  15 years ago.

In an attempt to update their image, RadioShack will press its luck on a new name, calling its stores simply, “The Shack."

The retailer contemplated rebranding their stores as  “Love Shack,” but none of their locations had a tin roof.  Rusted.

NEW YORK - A New York City woman who says she can't find a job is suing the college where she earned a bachelor's degree.

Trina Thompson filed a lawsuit last week against Monroe College in Bronx Supreme Court. The 27-year-old is seeking the $70,000 she spent on tuition to earn her IT degree.

The court is expected to rule in favor of Thompson, who should know better than to try and find an IT job in the Bronx.

According to the World Health Organization,  Breast-feeding could save 1.3 million lives

whereas just playing with them will only add a couple years.

If they're homeless, where the hell does the ticket take them?

An Army colonel who's retiring after 40 years in uniform saved a C-ration kit from 1969, and was expected to open it today and eat the cake inside to celebrate.  He’s hoping that when he opens it, it won’t be all black and moldy.

And if it is, he’ll head home and eat a 60-year-old pie, which he also hopes won’t be all black and moldy.