...a man who had sex with a horse was sentenced to 3 years in prison.  Man denied doing anything wrong and insists that he and the horse had a stable relationship.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: sex animals crime prison relationships
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

...i was offered a job recently at a radio station.  The human resources director said the job paid $8 an hour now, and would pay $12 an hour in 90 days.  When i was asked when i could start, I said "How about in 90 days?"  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: jobs money human resources radio
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Sports
Keywords: new york mets baseball dvd sports
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: vegetarians canada rocky mountains survival snow meat
Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009

...after widespread corruption and voter fraud were found in Afghanistan's recent presidential election, the United States has sent over a delegation from the Florida Board of Elections to do another recount and certify a winner.  The challenger Abdullah Abdullah has quit the race in protest.  The recount was completed, and George Bush has been declared the winner.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Political
Keywords: george bush afghanistan elections presidency florida
Added: Mon, 2 Nov 2009

...it used to bother me every time i had to take my shoes off at airports, but now i'm used to it.  At the same time i'm really grateful that Richard Reid wasn't the underwear bomber.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: airports shoes terrorism bombs
Added: Fri, 30 Oct 2009

Bill Maher has hinted that he may be ready to marry, something he swore he would never do.   Bill now feels he is ready because he has met the right woman, has plenty of money, and is tired of being happy.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: marriage love bill maher money relationships
Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009

...Grand Forks N.D. police arrested a man who stole a mail carriers' uniform and truck and began driving it around neighborhoods.  What alerted police to the man was that most of the mail was delivered to the correct address and on time.    [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: post office police crime
Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009

...the makers of Dungeons & Dragons have added 3 new mythical figures to its popular role playing game, the first new figures since the game was created.  The new figures include the Manticore, the Fire Breather, and the Honest Politician.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: dungeons amp; dragons games myths history
Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009

Proctor-Silex, maker of the world's best toasters, is getting into the automobile industry.  The first cars have rolled off the assembly line, look great, and get 35 miles to the gallon.  The only downside so far is that they pop you out of your seat every 8 minutes.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: proctor-silex cars industry
Added: Mon, 26 Oct 2009

...Ozzie Guillen will join the Fox sports network as on-air commentator during the World Series.  However, Guillen will be on a 7-profanity delay.    [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Sports
Keywords: profanity fox news baseball ozzie guillen world series
Added: Fri, 23 Oct 2009

...coming soon from the ATT store, the Vibrator App for your mobile phone.  Cost for this app is only $59.00hhhhhhhhhhhh.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: sex vibrators mobile phones att
Added: Thu, 22 Oct 2009

...Invent Tech, a leading invention patent company, has listed the 3 dumbest inventions ever.  The 3rd dumbest invention is the Spartees' Five-Day Live-In Diaper Suit, followed by the Flowbee Haircutting System.  The dumbest invention of all time remains Paris Hilton's invention of solar-powered windshield wipers.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: paris hilton science inventions solar
Added: Wed, 21 Oct 2009

Hasbro has announced 2 new versions of the popular board game Clue.  First is Clue: Secrets & Spies, an updated version of the original game.  The 2nd is Clue: Less, where Paris Hilton tries to find her way around her mansion.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: paris hilton clue games
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

...an Oregon mayoral election went to a runoff after neither Warren Nate nor Charles Lever emerged with a majority of the votes. In the runoff,  neither candidate got the required 50% of the vote, so the city council chose the next mayor. By a 6-3 margin, Warren Nate was chosen mayor.  Outgoing mayor Ronald Vorhees was pleased with the selection, saying "Better Nate than Lever." [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Political
Keywords: elections oregon voting
Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009