...there is a new social website for senior citizens.  www.seniorpeoplemeet.com , where you can join today, meet tomorrow, and forget who they are the next day.    [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: senior citizens social networking dating relationships
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

...British singer Susan Boyle claims she was bullied and beaten as a child.  And she still has the ugly stick to prove it.    [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: susan boyle american idol childhood
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

...Carrie Prejean says making her infamous sex tape was the biggest mistake of her life.  The 2nd biggest was making the other 6 sex tapes.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: carrie prejean sex crime
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

...Meyer Levy, a former Rabbi who renounced his faith in the 1980's, has been re-doctrinated back into the Hebrew faith.  When asked how it felt to enter a synogogue after all this time, Meyer replied, "Rejewvenated."  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: jews religion rabbi faith synogogue
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

...Columbian culinary school has invented the "love dessert."  It's made from passion fruit and Viagra.  The concoction is quite delicious and low in calories, but the creators warn that you should consult your doctor if you have an appetite for it that lasts longer than 4 hours.    [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: viagra culinary dessert food doctors passion
Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009

...comedian Katt Williams was arrested and charged with taking $4000 worth of jewelry from a suburban Atlanta home.  Williams has pleaded innocent to the crime, but the D.A. insists its a jewel of denial.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: katt williams jewelry robbery courts
Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009

Hector Medina, one of Argentina's wealthiest men, had his body cryogenically frozen until medical science can develop a cure for gunshot wounds.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: science argentina guns cryogenics wealth
Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009

...workers at the Boone's Farm winery showed up to work to find the place vandalized and robbed.  Initially police had no idea who had broken in, and suspected a local gang had perpetrated the crime.  The case was solved when they found 4 teenagers passed out in a store room.  Apparently the vandals couldnt resist sampling the product and became so inebriated they couldnt find their way out. The four were charged with being bad to the Boone.     [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: wine boones farm crime teens police robbery
Added: Thu, 12 Nov 2009

Chaz Bono has successfully completed "gender reassignment" surgery and has lost her vaginaty.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: cher chaz bono operations sex
Added: Wed, 11 Nov 2009

...a circuit court judge was bound over for trial after numerous jurors say the judge had been masturbating underneath his court robes.  The case was dismissed after the judge got off on a technicality.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: courtroom judge masturbation
Added: Tue, 10 Nov 2009

...the manager of a Jamaican reggae band was arrested at Kennedy airport and charged with smuggling 2 lbs of marijuana into the country.  The man insists he is innocent and was framed, but the authorities claim he was caught dread handed.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: marijuana jamaica reggae airports crime smuggling
Added: Mon, 9 Nov 2009

...a man who had sex with a horse was sentenced to 3 years in prison.  Man denied doing anything wrong and insists that he and the horse had a stable relationship.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: sex animals crime prison relationships
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

...i was offered a job recently at a radio station.  The human resources director said the job paid $8 an hour now, and would pay $12 an hour in 90 days.  When i was asked when i could start, I said "How about in 90 days?"  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: jobs money human resources radio
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

...the New York Mets today released their 2009 season highlights DVD...the DVD was 90 minutes long with nothing on it.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Sports
Keywords: new york mets baseball dvd sports
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.   [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Weird
Keywords: vegetarians canada rocky mountains survival snow meat
Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009