the national league's pittsburgh pirates, after 16 consecutive losing seasons, have been demoted to the caribbean league....they will now be known as the pittsburgh pirates of the caribbean.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Sports
Keywords: baseball pittsburgh pittsburgh pirates disneyland losers
Added: Thu, 4 Dec 2008

...reports that barack obama will be the nation's first african-american president are not true...his mother is white....that makes obama the nation's first Halfrican-American president.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama president africa america
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

...ethiopia, considered one of the world's most starving countries, has received one hundred tons of food from the world food bank....the entire shipment consisted of after dinner mints.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: food ethiopia starving world food bank africa
Added: Tue, 2 Dec 2008

...after reportedly stealing $124,000 worth of Bulgari jewelry, winona ryder has blown away the competition to win the 2008 "Shoplifting With The Stars " crown. [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: winona ryder shoplifting jewelry hollywood
Added: Mon, 1 Dec 2008

...after 14 years, countless retakes, overdubs, and edits, axhole rose has finally released the album from the group now known as Guns & Neuroses.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: axl rose guns amp; roses chinese democracy music
Added: Fri, 28 Nov 2008

...a california man drove 3,000 miles to shoot his wife...the NRA has awarded the man the 2008 Most Determined Killer Award.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: crime nra guns
Added: Wed, 26 Nov 2008

...paris hilton and benji madden have split up....this now qualifies him to enter the nitwitness protection program.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: paris hilton benji madden dating nitwits protection
Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2008

...the buzz around hollywood these days is: is hugh jackman gay?.....absolutely no truth to this rumor, according to his wife, his publicist, and his boyfriend.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: hollywood hugh jackman gay rumors
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

...actress and part time shoplifter winona ryder fell ill on Los Angeles to London flight with mystery illness...after seeing a specialist, she has been diagnosed with "havent made a movie in a long time-itis".  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: hollywood winona ryder health travel crime movies
Added: Fri, 21 Nov 2008

...hollywood hopes to continue cashing  in on the video game to movie craze with production to begin shortly on "Solitaire: the Movie." [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: video games movies hollywood solitaire
Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008

...huntington west virginia has been named the unhealthiest city in america...local residents shrugged off this notion with a wheeze and a cough.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: west virginia health huntington cough surveys
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

...the new york mets, in need of a closer for the '09 season, have narrowed their list down to three....they hope to sign francisco rodriguez, brian fuentes, or kyra sedgewick.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Sports
Keywords: baseball closers relief pitchers kyra sedgewick ny mets
Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008

...actress lisa rinna has admitted to being addicted to plastic surgery...she has had so many procedures that she sets off the Lego detector at airports.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: plastic surgery hollywood lego addiction lisa rinna
Added: Thu, 13 Nov 2008

...one armed former major league pitcher jim abbott is now doing stand-up comedy...he was a little nervous at his first performance, but his act went over so well that the audience gave him a hand. [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: Sports
Keywords: comedy baseball jim abbott disabilities
Added: Wed, 12 Nov 2008

...french first lady carla bruni-sarkozy defended charges of racism leveled at the french people...according to bruni-sarkozy, the french are not racist....they simply hate everybody.  [more]

Author: bix brillo
Category: News
Keywords: racism france hate carla bruni-sarkozy politics
Added: Tue, 11 Nov 2008