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bix brillo - Comedian (C)

bix brillo

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Registered on: 01/10/08
Location: San Francisco, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/BixBrillo

Biography:

Stand-up comedian...the story so far: i was born...told one joke after another, and before we knew it we were all in nursing homes.....have shared a stage with many fine comedians including jon reep, arj barker, amy schumer, joe klocek, kurtis matthews, BT, leif skyving, steve mazan, beth schumann, marc yaffee, and many more.....find out more about me than you'll ever wished you knew at: www.myspace.com/bixbrillo
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take your base

Submitted: Jul 3, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

...a middle school teacher has been arrested after she had sex with one member of the school's baseball team...then another, then another...she stopped after having sex with the 8th member of team...she stopped at 8 because even she doesnt believe in the designated hitter.

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hereeeeees georgie

Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

...nbc has reportedly offered george bush a job when he leaves office...they are hoping he will accept a position as game show host....the show is "Is The President Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

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the good old days

Submitted: Jun 30, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

...have you seen the prices of drinks on an airplane lately....i ordered a beer and it cost me $7.....the only other time in my life that i paid $7 for a beer, the woman who served it to me didnt have any clothes on.

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keeping up with the jones

Submitted: Jun 27, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

...adam jones, part time thug, part time football player, has announced that he is giving up the nicname "pacman."...jones says he has grown a lot recently and the name no longer reflects who he is.....he now wants to be known as Grand Theft Auto 4 Jones.

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my latest relationship

Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

...just started dating this woman....we've been on 4 dates and have yet to have sex...i guess you could say we're in a no springs- attached relationship

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new sports network

Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

espn, the worldwide leader in sports, has announced a brand new network...this network will be devoted to sports athletes and agents, and all the lies and denials they tell.....the new network debuts aug 1st, and will be known as B.S.P.N.....all bulls@#t, all the time...

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heather mills' new man

Submitted: Jun 24, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

...heather mills is reportedly dating again...the new man in her life is jamie walker, a resort employee....mills tells the News of the World she is simply infatuated with her new man, and cant wait to take him for half of what he owns.

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victoria's secret

Submitted: Jun 23, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

...victoria's secret has re-designed a thong after a woman claimed she was hit in the eye by a decorative metallic object that flew off as she was trying it on...the new & improved thongs will now come with protective eyewear.

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new & improved atkins diet

Submitted: Jun 20, 2008
Category: Weird  

...hello....im susan atkins....for years i had a weight problem....i tried every diet...i even tried the atkins diet....then i tried the susan atkins diet....you can eat blood, guts, even chocolate and actually lose weight...since i started on the susan atkins diet, i've gone from a size 10 cell to a size 3 cell...and you can too.

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when the faints go marching in

Submitted: Jun 19, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

...singer amy winehouse has been hospitalized after a fainting spell...doctors report that the crack level in her blood was astonishingly low.

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Heckler's Corner

Ray Ellin says:

funny funny stuff

bix brillo says:

...thank you so much for the kind words...you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.......keep the baby, faith......

Beth Schumann says:

Hey Bix! Glad to see you here, alive and well and funny! Beth