NY Giants reciever Plaxico Burress shot himself in the right thigh while at a Manhattan nightclub early Saturday morning. When asked what happened he replied "I wanted to end my career with a BANG!" [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: ny giants football gun bullet
Added: Sun, 30 Nov 2008

 Sarah Palin walks into a beauty parlor and asks how much it is to become a blonde..the woman tells her $12,064. She says "Im Sarah Palin..why so expensive?
The woman replies...Oh your Sarah Palin then it's only $64 because with you we don't have to do the labotomy [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin blonde beauty parlor
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

When Barrack Obama has asked Hillary Clinton to be his VP she was stunned and immediatly said she would love to be his Vice President. Barrack replied "No silly I want you to be my "Valet Parker" [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: hillary clinton
Added: Thu, 5 Jun 2008

I bought a 1983 Ford Taurus yesterday for only $6,300.. a bargin considering it had a full tank of gas [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: gasoline price car
Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008

Demi Moore's kids are now learning life lessons from step-dad Ashton Kutcher, who's close to their age. NineMSN has the star admitting he's already given the girls advice on sex and drugs. He showed them were they can get both. [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: demi moore drugs sex television
Added: Sun, 20 Apr 2008

SAINI SUNPURA, India (April 8) - A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess. Her father said Tuesday that when older she has a good shot at becomming the spokesperson for doublemint gum [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: gum baby india face two
Added: Tue, 8 Apr 2008

Yesterday on Oprah, Dr OZ said it is healthy for men to have sex 4 times a week...he then gave me 6 months to live [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: orah dr oz sex married men men married
Added: Wed, 19 Mar 2008

A Lufthansa jet carrying 131 passengers almost crashed while attempting to land in Germany. The plane is an Airbus A320 and hits winds believed to be as high as 155 mph.
The plane was immediatly taken out of service to have the 131 soiled seats replaced. [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: jet crash disaster
Added: Wed, 5 Mar 2008

My wife gave me a gift certificate to the "Chicken Ranch." Attached was a note saying 'don't come on the nights I'm there working.' [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: wife sex chicken ranch note love married
Added: Tue, 11 Dec 2007

The Rolling Stones announced today they will hold a world tour starting Feburary 2008 in Munich. Mick Jagger stated the tour will be called "The Steel Wheelchair Tour" [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mick jagger concert
Added: Thu, 8 Nov 2007

Britney Spears' agent called and asked if I would let her open up for me. I had to decilne because she couldn't bring five friends to the show! [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: britteny spears stand up opening agent
Added: Wed, 12 Sep 2007

The only way Brittney Spears can help the US troops in Iraq is by performing for Alqueda! [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: brittney spears mtv us troops iraq
Added: Mon, 10 Sep 2007

Due to mounting pressure Senator Larry Craig is announcing his retirement. I thought mounting pressure is what got him in trouble in the first place? [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: senator gay larry craig
Added: Mon, 3 Sep 2007

Keith Richards was asked how often he thinks about his deceased father? His reply was "I think about dad every time I sneeze!" [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: News
Keywords: keith richards keith ashes snort sneeze deceased father
Added: Wed, 4 Apr 2007

Comedian Carlos Mencia rocked the house last night at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood with his new bit Platyapus Man! [more]

Author: Billy Bingo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: carols mencia jokes laugh hollywood comedian platyapus
Added: Tue, 3 Apr 2007