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Billy Bingo
 "For more than 20 years I helped people with an axe and a hook, Now I use my wit and a microphone."


Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: New York City, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/BillyBingo

Biography:

Billy Bingo: Billy Bingo retired from the FDNY with over 20 years on the job. Since retiring he is now doing Stand Up Comedy full time and there's no turning back. Billy became hooked on performing whether it was cracking jokes at the kitchen table at his firehouse located in Jamaica Queens or on a stage in comedy clubs across the country. His stand up performance is based on being a NYC Firefighter as well as what goes on in his life at home. Say hello to me at www.myspace.com/billybingo
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Sarah Palin wants to become a Blonde

Submitted: Oct 6, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin
97 Jokes  5 Videos

 Sarah Palin walks into a beauty parlor and asks how much it is to become a blonde..the woman tells her $12,064. She says "Im Sarah Palin..why so expensive?
The woman replies...Oh your Sarah Palin then it's only $64 because with you we don't have to do the labotomy

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Obama asks Hillary to be his VP

Submitted: Jun 5, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Bill Clinton
189 Jokes  5 Videos

When Barrack Obama has asked Hillary Clinton to be his VP she was stunned and immediatly said she would love to be his Vice President. Barrack replied "No silly I want you to be my "Valet Parker"

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I purchased a car

Submitted: Apr 23, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

I purchased a carI bought a 1983 Ford Taurus yesterday for only $6,300.. a bargin considering it had a full tank of gas

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Ashton Kutcher advised Demis Kids

Submitted: Apr 20, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Demi Moore
5 Jokes

Ashton Kutcher advised Demis KidsDemi Moore's kids are now learning life lessons from step-dad Ashton Kutcher, who's close to their age. NineMSN has the star admitting he's already given the girls advice on sex and drugs. He showed them were they can get both.

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Baby Born With 2 Faces

Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: News  

Baby Born With 2 FacesSAINI SUNPURA, India (April 8) - A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess. Her father said Tuesday that when older she has a good shot at becomming the spokesperson for doublemint gum

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Dr OZ on Oprah about mens health

Submitted: Mar 19, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Yesterday on Oprah, Dr OZ said it is healthy for men to have sex 4 times a week...he then gave me 6 months to live

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Luftansa Jet almost crashes

Submitted: Mar 5, 2008
Category: News  

A Lufthansa jet carrying 131 passengers almost crashed while attempting to land in Germany. The plane is an Airbus A320 and hits winds believed to be as high as 155 mph.
The plane was immediatly taken out of service to have the 131 soiled seats replaced.

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the perfect gift certificate

Submitted: Dec 11, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

My wife gave me a gift certificate to the "Chicken Ranch." Attached was a note saying 'don't come on the nights I'm there working.'

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Rolling Stones announce world tour

Submitted: Nov 8, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

The Rolling Stones announced today they will hold a world tour starting Feburary 2008 in Munich. Mick Jagger stated the tour will be called "The Steel Wheelchair Tour"

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Britteny Spears agent called me!

Submitted: Sep 12, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears
185 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney Spears' agent called and asked if I would let her open up for me. I had to decilne because she couldn't bring five friends to the show!

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