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Bill Lake
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I'm a freelance writer for the Late Show with David Letterman and SNL's Weekend Update. I've also written jokes for The Late, Late Show.

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Surgeon General Nominee Is Paid Adviser to Burger King

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 14, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Burger King

21 Jokes  1 Videos

In related news: Comedian Doug Benson named Agriculture Secretary. 


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JetBlue Offering $599 One-Month Unlimited Travel Pass

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 13, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

Actually One Flight with 29-Day Delay.


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President Obama Claims AARP Endorses His Health Care Plan

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 12, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Health Care

91 Jokes

AARP issues official statement: "I'm eighty-seven!"


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Psst, wanna fillibuster?

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Larry Craig

36 Jokes  2 Videos

Psst, wanna fillibuster?It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page.

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Surgeon General Issues Reassuring Statement

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Jul 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Surgeon General Issues Reassuring Statement"Posh & Becks fever not expected to be widespread."

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Good news guys ... er ... girls.

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Jun 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Good news guys ... er ... girls.A study has found that men who get a sex change lower their risk of heart disease.

How about just cutting back on dairy?

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Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Sheryl Crow

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Sheryl Crow Saves the EarthSheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

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Doody Calls

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Apr 11, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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New Hampshire

37 Jokes

Doody CallsIn New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.

The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables.

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Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights Sooner

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Apr 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Florida

330 Jokes  2 Videos

Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights SoonerSaid Governor Charlie Crist: "Just because these guys have been in prison for the past several years, doesn't mean they're out of practice poking chads."

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Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic Surgery

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Mar 22, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Plastic Surgery

70 Jokes  2 Videos

Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic SurgeryFulfills secret lifelong dream of looking like abused Filipino woman.

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