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Surgeon General Nominee Is Paid Adviser to Burger King

Bill Lake — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 08:02:43 -0700

In related news: Comedian Doug Benson named Agriculture Secretary. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: Political
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Added: Fri, 14 Aug 2009

JetBlue Offering $599 One-Month Unlimited Travel Pass

Bill Lake — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:04:42 -0700

Actually One Flight with 29-Day Delay. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: jetblue airlines travel economy jokes funny
Added: Thu, 13 Aug 2009

President Obama Claims AARP Endorses His Health Care Plan

Bill Lake — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:22:50 -0700

AARP issues official statement: "I'm eighty-seven!" [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: Political
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Added: Wed, 12 Aug 2009

Psst, wanna fillibuster?

Bill Lake — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:58:22 -0700

It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page. [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007

Surgeon General Issues Reassuring Statement

Bill Lake — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:45:20 -0700

"Posh & Becks fever not expected to be widespread." [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: posh becks beckham
Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007

Good news guys ... er ... girls.

Bill Lake — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:55:50 -0700

A study has found that men who get a sex change lower their risk of heart disease.

How about just cutting back on dairy? [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Thu, 28 Jun 2007

Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

Bill Lake — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: sheryl crow earth day global warming
Added: Mon, 23 Apr 2007

Doody Calls

Bill Lake — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:01:27 -0700

In New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.

The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables. [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2007

Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights Sooner

Bill Lake — Fri, 6 Apr 2007 19:00:00 -0700

Said Governor Charlie Crist: "Just because these guys have been in prison for the past several years, doesn't mean they're out of practice poking chads." [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: florida felons voting chads
Added: Fri, 6 Apr 2007

Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic Surgery

Bill Lake — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:23:16 -0700

Fulfills secret lifelong dream of looking like abused Filipino woman. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: gene simmon plastic surgery facelift
Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2007

Starbucks Plans to Open 20,000 New Stores

Bill Lake — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:00:00 -0700

(See map for proposed locations) [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: starbucks
Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2007

Rosie Says She Hangs Upside Down for Depression

Bill Lake — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Try tightening the noose a little. [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Thu, 8 Mar 2007

Britney Sees Her Reflection

Bill Lake — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:30:00 -0700

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Category: News
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Added: Thu, 22 Feb 2007

Miss USA Tara Conner Tells People Magazine: "I'm an alcoholic."

Bill Lake — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:29:56 -0700

"I knew my drinking was out of control when I was actually vomiting more often from vodka & Red Bull than from bulimia!" [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

Mike Huckabee Joins 2008 Race

Bill Lake — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:54:55 -0700

Public responds with a resounding, "Who?" [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007