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Psst, wanna fillibuster?

Bill Lake — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:58:22 -0700

It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Tue, 28 Aug 2007

Surgeon General Issues Reassuring Statement

Bill Lake — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:45:20 -0700

"Posh & Becks fever not expected to be widespread." [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: posh becks beckham
Added: Thu, 12 Jul 2007

Good news guys ... er ... girls.

Bill Lake — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:55:50 -0700

A study has found that men who get a sex change lower their risk of heart disease.

How about just cutting back on dairy? [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 28 Jun 2007

Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

Bill Lake — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 14:00:00 -0700

Sheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: sheryl crow earth day global warming
Added: Mon, 23 Apr 2007

Doody Calls

Bill Lake — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:01:27 -0700

In New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.

The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Wed, 11 Apr 2007

Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights Sooner

Bill Lake — Fri, 6 Apr 2007 19:00:00 -0700

Said Governor Charlie Crist: "Just because these guys have been in prison for the past several years, doesn't mean they're out of practice poking chads." [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: florida felons voting chads
Added: Fri, 6 Apr 2007

Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic Surgery

Bill Lake — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 23:23:16 -0700

Fulfills secret lifelong dream of looking like abused Filipino woman. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: gene simmon plastic surgery facelift
Added: Thu, 22 Mar 2007

Starbucks Plans to Open 20,000 New Stores

Bill Lake — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:00:00 -0700

(See map for proposed locations) [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
Keywords: starbucks
Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2007

Rosie Says She Hangs Upside Down for Depression

Bill Lake — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 08:00:00 -0700

Try tightening the noose a little. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 8 Mar 2007

Britney Sees Her Reflection

Bill Lake — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 22:30:00 -0700

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Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 22 Feb 2007

Miss USA Tara Conner Tells People Magazine: "I'm an alcoholic."

Bill Lake — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:29:56 -0700

"I knew my drinking was out of control when I was actually vomiting more often from vodka & Red Bull than from bulimia!" [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

Mike Huckabee Joins 2008 Race

Bill Lake — Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:54:55 -0700

Public responds with a resounding, "Who?" [more]

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Category: News
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Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

Cher Runs Out of Moisturizer

Bill Lake — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:25:43 -0700

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Category: News
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Added: Thu, 11 Jan 2007

Really?

Bill Lake — Thu, 4 Jan 2007 10:12:28 -0700

A team of researchers has concluded that the baseball Mark McGwire hit for his 70th home run in 1998 was juiced. The team was unable to analyze McGwire's other balls as they've not been seen in years. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: Sports
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Added: Thu, 4 Jan 2007

Man Builds Model Aircraft Carrier Using 300,000 Legos

Bill Lake — Mon, 1 Jan 2007 23:57:05 -0700

To be christened USS Cry For Help. [more]

Author: Bill Lake
Category: News
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Added: Mon, 1 Jan 2007