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Bill Lake

Registered on: 07/25/06
Location: NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/BillLake

Biography:

Bill Lake is a freelance writer for the "Late Show with David Letterman." He's also written jokes for Craig Ferguson and Craig Kilborn on "The Late, Late Show."
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Psst, wanna fillibuster?

Submitted: Aug 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Psst, wanna fillibuster?It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page.

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Surgeon General Issues Reassuring Statement

Submitted: Jul 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Surgeon General Issues Reassuring Statement"Posh & Becks fever not expected to be widespread."

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Good news guys ... er ... girls.

Submitted: Jun 28, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Good news guys ... er ... girls.A study has found that men who get a sex change lower their risk of heart disease.

How about just cutting back on dairy?

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Sheryl Crow Saves the Earth

Submitted: Apr 23, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Sheryl Crow Saves the EarthSheryl Crow suggests that one way to combat global warming is to use only one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit.

My suggestion: never shake Sheryl Crow's hand.

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Doody Calls

Submitted: Apr 11, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Doody CallsIn New Hampshire, two planes were forced to circle the aiport while the lone air traffic controller took an 18-minute bathroom break.

The controller has been put on a two week leave of absence and a strict diet of leafy green vegetables.

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Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights Sooner

Submitted: Apr 6, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Florida ex-Felons to Regain Voting Rights SoonerSaid Governor Charlie Crist: "Just because these guys have been in prison for the past several years, doesn't mean they're out of practice poking chads."

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Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic Surgery

Submitted: Mar 22, 2007
Category: News  

Gene Simmons Undergoes Successful Plastic SurgeryFulfills secret lifelong dream of looking like abused Filipino woman.

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Starbucks Plans to Open 20,000 New Stores

Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Starbucks Plans to Open 20,000 New Stores(See map for proposed locations)

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Rosie Says She Hangs Upside Down for Depression

Submitted: Mar 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Rosie Says She Hangs Upside Down for DepressionTry tightening the noose a little.

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Britney Sees Her Reflection

Submitted: Feb 22, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Britney Sees Her Reflection.

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