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"I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. I have mixed feelings about that."
Registered on: 01/31/07
Location:
SAN JOSE, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/BethSchumann
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Biography:
Beth has shared the stage with Harland Williams, Will Durst, Alonzo Bodden, Dwight Slade and many others.
Meet me on MySpace! www.MySpace.com/BethSchumann
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Videos: 9
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The trouble started when Israel's Level 4 Bishop in the Church of Zombie launched 3 attacks against Palestine's Savage Werewolf, winning two to put some serious smackdown on Palestine. Palestine retaliated by feeding Israel to Syria's Sinister Vampire, and the fight escalated from there.
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UCLA Medical Center will fire some employees and discipline others for snooping at the confidential medical records of Britney Spears, who was hospitalized in its psychiatric ward.
What did they expect to find that hasn't already been plastered all over the tabloids? I've already seen her va-jay-jay, I'm not interested in her immunization records.
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"Super Tuesday," the day 24 states hold presidential primary elections, is also "Fat Tuesday" or Mardi Gras.
We'll let you vote if you show us your tits.
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Dan Liebert says:
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I know you assume I stole your joke which I never heard. In case you didn't know it happens all the time that comedians get the same idea. I saw a sweatshirt from Hooters in Shanghai for sale on ebay and got the idea of putting the question mark on the end.
I am pretty knowledgable about jokes over the last twenty years (stand up etc.) and can find direct antecedents to about half the jokes I found on your site. Not that I care. And NOT that I think you 'stole' them. Actually you have a good nose for finding the 'funny'.
Anyway, though it was a 'pick of the day' I have removed it and won't be putting any more jokes on. You can be 'queen of Daily Comedy'.
Dan Liebert
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bix brillo says:
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....hiya beth.....thank you for your kind words....you obviously have excellent taste in comics and comedy.....keep up the good work .....you are one funny lady......
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The Corporate Rejects Comedy says:
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Hey Thanks for the comment! Check out my new Bitch the Bounty Huntress sketch!!!
www.TheCorporateRejects.com
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Jen Slusser says:
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Jen Slusser : ) Back at you Beth! Back at you! Did you hear about the womens comedy networking thing in the city on the 18th? You interested in a carpool?
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Charlie Ballard says:
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Hey Lady!
Great to see you on the Dailycomedy too!
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