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Baratunde Thurston
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 Retiring to Mexico

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Mexico
193 Jokes  10 Videos

According to USA Today, many American seniors are retiring to Mexico due to its improved climate and lower cost of living. Seems like a fair trade to me. America gets the young laborers and Mexico gets our tired, our poor and our huddled masses. Nice.

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 Soldier shoots himself

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: News  
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Iraq
400 Jokes  3 Videos

A US soldier paid $500 for someone to shoot him in the leg so he would not have to return to Iraq. Too bad the Iraqi people don't have that option.

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 Homegrown Terror

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Osama Bin Laden
146 Jokes  7 Videos

An NYPD study on homegrown terrorism concluded that "average citizens who band together and adopt radical ways pose a growing threat to American security." Forget al Qaeda. It's the Amish we gotta watch.

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 From China with Death

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 16, 2007
Category: News  
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China
268 Jokes  3 Videos

Chinese manufacturers have shipped nearly 19 million lead-tainted toys to America's children. Thus begins the invasion.

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 Giuliani's Daughter

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Aug 15, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Rudy Giuliani
28 Jokes  1 Videos

Rudy Giuliani's daughter supports Obama for president. What they haven't told you is that she also supports Obama for "Dad."

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 McCain Makes Promises

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Political  
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John McCain
226 Jokes  11 Videos

Sen. John McCain said if he’s elected president— well, it doesn’t really matter what he said after that, now does it?

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 Man Finds Fried Mouse in Chips

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Weird  

A Montana man claims he found a fried mouse in his bag of Frito-Lay potato chips. The company explained he had merely found one of its limited edition “Ratatouille Flavored” chips as part of a Pixar promotion.

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 O'Connor Urges More Civics Education

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Conservative
106 Jokes  4 Videos

Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor called for increased civics education in America’s schools to help citizens appreciate the separation of powers among the executive, legislative and judicial branches. Conservative critics accused O’Connor of judicial overreach.

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 Bush is Cancer-Free

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Political  
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George Bush
632 Jokes  17 Videos

Doctors found no cancer in the five small growths removed from President Bush’s colon. The polyps were, however, packed with large amounts of bullshit, like “Mission Accomplished,” “We have to fight them over there so we don’t fight them here” and “I do solemnly swear that I will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”

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 Couple Wins "Wrongful Birth" Suit

By: Baratunde Thurston (C)
Submitted: Jul 26, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Court Room
475 Jokes  4 Videos

In a so-called “wrongful birth” case, a jury awarded $21 million to a couple who claimed a doctor misdiagnosed a birth defect in their son, leading them to have a second child with similar problems. The couple sued the doctor because there was no address on record to send a subpoena to God.

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Baratunde was nominated for the Bill Hicks Award for Thought Provoking Comedy, was a regional finalist in Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight and is an original member of Laughing Liberally. He has appeared in media outlets such as C-SPAN, The Washington Times, public radio and Fox News Boston. He performs regularly in New York and Boston, blogs for Huffington Post and is the author of three books, the most recent of which is Thank You Congressional Pages, For Being So Damn Sexy.

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