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"Love me now or stand in line later."
Registered on: 11/02/06
Location:
New Orleans, LA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/BadBoyRedBean
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Biography:
I am Bad Boy RedBean, The Ghetto Therapist. I often have to travel from state to state helping people with their: relationships, sex life, kids and their own self esteem. Where Dr. Phil has to draw the line for T.V. purposes, I cross it.
I am originally from New Orleans, then Katrina sent me to Atlanta, then FEMA sent me back to New Orleans.
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 "My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad," premieres on NBC. Dads and children take part in challenges to win money and bragging rights.
Due to the strong nature of father and child bonding, this show is rated B and may be unsuitable for bastards.
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 Dear Diablo Cody, I would like to thank you personally for your movie "Juno." Finally I can justify my V.I.P. lap dances at the many strip clubs across America as an investment and tax write off. I am sure I have invested in a movie or two.
Thanks Ex-ho!
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 Aretha Franklin is upset with Beyonce for calling Tina Turner the queen. Shame on you Beyonce we all know that Aretha Franklin is the queen--the Dairy Queen! The Burger Queen!
"What you want? You know I got it! All I'm asking is for a little:
Chicken
Hamburger with cheese
Roast
Duck
Steak
Mustard Greens
Hamhocks (oops, I got my own)
Grits and eggs
Pecan pie
Sweet potatoe pie
When you come home.
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 My friend, DeWitt, happily told me that presidential candidate Mitt Romney was a Mormon and that they believe in multiple wives. Wow! Yeah, there is nothing that I would rather hear than, "Not tonight, we have a headache; we need you to go to the store and get some pads--a lot of them; we need some more romance; we need to talk--all of us."
I mean, I could probably get away with one murder, but several is pushing it.
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 While this country embarks on a truly historic event as 24 states decide who will run for President, down in Louisiana, Nawlins to be more specific, it's Mardi Gras and some woman is showing her tits for a pair of, less than 25 cent, beads.
Home of the free!
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Well, the country has adopted the name Brangelina to identify super couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, so I have come up with my own for super candidates, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton:
Obamary
Hillbama (a winner in the southern states)
Lilo and Bitch (just popped in my head)
Barackton (Sounds so L.A)
Hillaryrack (The Hooter's ticket)
Play along!
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 We all know that a temporary restraining order was issued that required the star wide receiver to stay at least 500 feet from Rachelle Washington who alleged he committed "battery causing serious injury" to her at her Florida home on Jan. 6.
Well, it seems that out of revenge, the woman hired the New York Giants to whip his ass and anyone associated with him. And apparently Rachelle was standing in the Patriots' end zone, because Randy apparently was still trying to honor his restraining order as he only entered the end zone once.
Congrats Eli (Nawlins own) and the Giants!!!
Much Love,
Bad Boy RedBean
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 In a recent debate of Hillary and Obama, the candidates were both seen whispering in each other's ear. With microphones pulled, only professional lip readers could possibly come close to figuring out what they said. I am a professional lip reader (lower lips, but none the less a lip reader... yes I am black, but we have overcome) and here is what they said.
Hillary: I am going to kick your ass in Alabama!
Obama: Ummm, bitch are you crazy? I have Bama in my name and bama trumps colored!
Hillary: Damn!
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Burger King Employee: "Welcome to Burger King, how can I help you?"
Me (customer:) "Yes, I would like to try your black angus burger."
Burger King Employee: "Ummm, I got to close tonight, but come by tomorrow--I get off at three, now what is your order?"
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Wow, this is my first Podcast. This is a very adult clip, the audience loved it, and I hope you love it as well!
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Bad Boy says:
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Thanks man, I really appreciate that.
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Ray Ellin says:
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good stuff BB!
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