Yes, the Special Ed-E-torial! Or as we like to call it: "The one where we give Britney Spears a Shoulder To Cry On."

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: kevin federline britney spears sex tape
Added: Sat, 21 Jul 2007

Pete is not your usual name for a superhero, but Pete isn?t your usual superhero. While some superheroes have super sight, hearing or can stretch their arms out really far, Pete has every super power. That?s correct, EVERY super power. So why hasn?t he saved the world or at least John McCain's campaign? Well, Pete is agoraphobic.

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: superhero hero iraq george bush
Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007

(Washington D.C.) A Democrat web ad was recently pulled because it was determined to be offensive to the immigrant communities both parties were trying to court this election. The ad squeezed images of two people attempting to cross a border fence between videos of Osama bin Laden and Kim Jong Il. It then asked,

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: kim jong il osama bin laden john kerry elvis george bush superheroes
Added: Mon, 16 Jul 2007

(Los Angeles CA) Walt Disney announced that it struck a licensing agreement to have its animated characters on produce and vegetables. ?We're doing it predominantly because it is the right thing to do, but secondarily because it is the right business to be in,

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: drew pinksy kkk ray nagin sponge bob pot marijuana johm mark karr o.j.
Added: Thu, 14 Jun 2007

(Washington, D.C.) President Bush continues his version of the East Coast-West Coast rap Wars of the 19990s with sometime homey, Russian President Vladimir Putin. It appears that Bush is troubled by the vanishing freedom of the Russian people. Said Bush, "I'm concerned about the ability for people in Russia to express their opinion and whether or not dissent is tolerated." Bush then cited his administration's monitoring of US citizen phone conversations, bank accounts and library book selections as an example of protecting freedom because "it's not so much spying as much as it's making sure every viewpoint is recorded."

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: dick cheney george bush vladimir putin vioxx
Added: Wed, 30 May 2007

To My Fan: I'll admit it. There have been rumors that Ed-E-torial has gone to my head. I'm sure you've heard them. Hookers in the editing bay, or under the editing bay. Jenna Jameson, a bottle of Kristal and a product I shall only name as Fleets. Pay-off for product placement. Let me set the record straight. It wasn't hookers. I respect Jenna Jameson regardless of her blog. And payola for product placement? Just look at my wardrobe to answer that charge.

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: bert amp; ernie muppets gay homsexual tinky winky
Added: Tue, 29 May 2007

Item: Britney Spears has lost her most searched web status to adult star Jenna Jameson, but she bears no ill-will against the adult star. According to a statement released by Spears' publicist and posted on Jossip.com, Britney said, "I just can't compete. She does anal, and I can't anymore because having Sean Preston gave me hemorrhoids." Kevin Federline was unavailable for comment.

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: jenna jameson barry binds britney spears anal sex
Added: Tue, 10 Apr 2007

Item: To the surprise of countless still displaced New Orleans, FEMA head R. David Paulison announced today that "the New Orleans problem will be taken care of by next week." With the full support of the Bush administration, Bourbon Street will now be known as Bourbon and Water Street.

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: president bush jessica simpson ken lay osama bin laden ray nagin
Added: Sun, 25 Mar 2007

Item: Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. This is our first Vlog. Twice a month, we'll be covering the news the way it should be. Okay, the way it should be if I had a network. I'd even settle for a basic cable. We also welcome you, yes you out there, again, even you George Bush to be our field reporters.

Author: Ed Druckman
Category: Bitcoms
Keywords: president bush george bush michael jackon tom cruise suri karl rove michael jackson
Added: Wed, 21 Mar 2007