A mail man recently got probation for failing to deliver junk mail. Why probation? Why not a high five? [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: News
Keywords: mailman
Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008

According to CNN, Barack Obama's mother-in-law may be moving in to the White House with them.
Although, he may be able to get out of it under the domestic terrorism act. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Political
Keywords: obama mama law
Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008

A fourty four year old stripper is suing the gentlemen's club she works in because they fired her due to their decision to "go younger." Now why the hell are they firing her. If anything they should be giving her a raise. To be forty four,working that pole, and being able to still walk in those shoes is impressive [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: News
Keywords: strippers lawsuits
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

My aunt gets operation after operation to look like Marilyn Monroe. Im like lady, why is your low self esteem trapped in the 1950s. Get with the modern times and get cut to look like Angelina. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: marilyn monroe angelina jolie
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

My grandma sent me a card the other day and the last line was "Cousin Sasha has a yeast infection." What am I supposed to do the next time I see my cousin. Hey Sasha, here's some cottage cheese. Grandma told me you might need it. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Weird
Keywords: inappropriate family
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

From Tough Guy to Tough Find: Why You Don't Wear Depends in Public by John McCain
The Art of Public Speaking by Sarah Palin
Speaking Honestly and to the Point by Hillary Clinton
Understanding Child Psychology by Michael Jackson
How to Party Responsibly by Heath Leger with forward by Lindsay Lohan
How to Handle Your Toddler by Casey Anthony
Bath time Fun by Andrea Yates
How to Gain Public Approval by George W. Bush
A Life With No Secrets by Ted Haggard
How to Plunge a Toilet by Joe the Plumber
  [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: holiday book titles
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

My ex-boyfriend took me on a date to a bikini bar and hit on the waitress the entire time. When she came over he would say, "Hey sexy." At first I was really offended but then I decided that I wanted them to go home together. That way not only could I salvage my dignity but I could also get some sleep. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Weird
Keywords: bad dates bikinis
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

My mother recently told me she felt that the source of my unhappiness was that I was unmarried. Im like mom, you have been happily married to dad for thirty three years. Its too bad you were cheating for a few of those with Johnny Walker and Prince Vicadon. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Weird
Keywords: family alcoholism
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

Thats right, Michael Jackson is getting sued again because aparently he owes a Saudi sheik 7 million dollars. However, his lawyers say he cannot travel to London to testify because he is too sick. Phedophilia, now that is one you hardly ever see on doctors notes. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: michael jackson phedophilia pop stars
Added: Tue, 18 Nov 2008

The white supremicists are getting rialed up over the win of president elect Barack Obama. There have been 200 hate crimes since then which have ranged from racist graffiti to the cross burning on the lawn of a bi-racial couple. Well white power might be very much alived but a warning to the boys in bed sheets, Obamas people come in gangs. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Political
Keywords: white supremicists obama election
Added: Mon, 17 Nov 2008

Lindsay Lohan was recently out on the town wearing her fur when a bunch of animal rights activists threw flower on her. Records show this is the first time any legal white substance touched the star. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: lindsay lohan animal rights
Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008

I was watching Dr. Phil and one of the episodes was Return of Grandpa: The Child Molester. Boy, would it suck to have your grandpa molest you and have molsted your mother. But man, the knifes just twisted in a little more now that Dr. Phil's involved. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: dr. phil child molesters
Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008

Sarah Palin met with the Republican governors association yesterday. She said, "Just because we are the minority party doesnt mean we have to be the negative party." The new GOP slogan: happy happy joy joy. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin republicans happiness
Added: Fri, 14 Nov 2008

A woman stalking Sandra Bullock got three years probation. Three years probation, that's all. Someone hasnt made a good movie in a while. [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: News
Keywords: sandra bullock stalkers
Added: Thu, 13 Nov 2008

My ex was on the local neighborhood association of Kew Gardens Queens. And everytime he saw something he didnt like he would run up and stop it because he was on the neighborhood association. So we were walking along and this black guy comes up to this white woman with a little black baby and says, "I see someone took a dip in the chocolate."
So my ex runs up to them and says, "Excuse me, I am a member of the neighborhood association. We do not fondue children here." Ahh there goes my ex. Acting like an asshole and clucking like a chicken [more]

Author: April Brucker
Category: Political
Keywords: local politics ex-boyfriends
Added: Wed, 12 Nov 2008