Richard Hatch, who won $1 million on Survivor then went to jail for not paying taxes on it, says prison is "horrendous."

He added, "Somebody should sue the show Oz for grossly misrepresenting the incarceration experience." [more]

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Added: Fri, 16 Mar 2007

ROME - Italian fashion house Dolce and Gabbana said it would stop all its advertising in Spain after it was forced to withdraw an ad that "justified" violence against women.

"This is, how you say, absurd," the two men said in a statement. "As you can see by our collections, we truly hate women. But in no way do we endorse beating them up." [more]

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Added: Wed, 14 Mar 2007

Leading scientists to study how having that much money in one place will affect the rotation of the Earth. [more]

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Added: Mon, 12 Mar 2007

A swanky rehab facility is suing Courtney Love, claiming she never paid her bill after leaving there in 2005.

The lawsuit states that unless she pays in full, she will be shot full of heroin-tipped darts, thus re-addicting her. [more]

Author: Anthony DeVito
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Added: Fri, 9 Mar 2007

A woman who went into a vegetative state in November 2000 awoke this week for three days, then slipped back.

After being updated on everything that's happened in the last 6 years, Christa Lilly said, "Yeah, I'll take the coma." [more]

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Added: Thu, 8 Mar 2007

Fans in Tokyo can pay $3,400 to attend a private party with Michael Jackson this week. Jackson won't sing, but he will serve tea and engage in light conversation. [more]

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Added: Mon, 5 Mar 2007

Jennifer Mee, the 15-year-old girl who hiccuped for 5 weeks straight, has finally been cured.

Doctors will now investigate why she can't stop farting. [more]

Author: Anthony DeVito
Category: Weird
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Added: Fri, 2 Mar 2007

Her total stay in rehab was less than 24 hours; which was just slightly longer then her post-divorce "comeback." [more]

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Added: Fri, 16 Feb 2007

Mounted next to the statue is a pile of wax cocaine, and the real Pete Doherty. [more]

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Added: Tue, 13 Feb 2007

People who live down a hill from Charlton Heston are suing the actor, alleging their property was damaged 2 years ago by a mudslide that poured debris onto their homes.After learning of the lawsuit, a nude and dentureless Heston, 83, was seen waving a .44 Magnum and screaming, "Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty neighbors!" He was then sedated by a tranquilizer dart and strapped back into his Craftmatic® adjustable bed. [more]

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Added: Fri, 5 Jan 2007

The Emperor — sorry, the President — has quietly claimed sweeping new powers allowing him to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant. Sources say he'll use this new authority to finally get his own Capital One "No Hassle Rewards" card.  [more]

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Added: Thu, 4 Jan 2007

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki told the Wall Street Journal that he never wanted the position and wishes he could leave office before his four-year term is up. "They always ask where you see yourself in 5 years when you get a new job," he said. "I see myself not being blown to smithereens." [more]

Author: Anthony DeVito
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Added: Wed, 3 Jan 2007

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Added: Wed, 27 Dec 2006

LOS ANGELES - A confused Mexican woman put her one-month-old grandson in a plastic bin and sent him through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport. A doctor who examined the baby said, "The boy wasn't harmed by the dose of radiation he received, but we are kind of hoping he develops some really awesome powers when he gets older."   [more]

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Added: Thu, 21 Dec 2006

"Bam Margera and the guy from Maroon 5 did it to me a bunch of times, and I was curious to know what it felt like!"  [more]

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Added: Thu, 21 Dec 2006