Anthony DeVito - Comedian (C)

Anthony DeVito
""No, I don't want to hear a joke.""


Registered on: 06/12/06
Location: Brooklyn, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/AnthonyDeVito

Biography:

Anthony DeVito is a native of Brooklyn and performs comedy in an around NYC. He's been seen on VH1, A&E, Discovery Channel and Late Night With Conan O'Brien. He's also written for Jest magazine and enjoyed 3 years on the job as one of Us Weekly's Fashion Police. His website is www.anthonydevito.com and he loves you very much.
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Breaking Shocker: "Survivor" Hatch Hates Prison

Submitted: Mar 16, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Prison

398 Jokes  4 Videos

Richard Hatch, who won $1 million on Survivor then went to jail for not paying taxes on it, says prison is "horrendous."

He added, "Somebody should sue the show Oz for grossly misrepresenting the incarceration experience."

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¡Ay Gabbaña!

Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: News  

ROME - Italian fashion house Dolce and Gabbana said it would stop all its advertising in Spain after it was forced to withdraw an ad that "justified" violence against women.

"This is, how you say, absurd," the two men said in a statement. "As you can see by our collections, we truly hate women. But in no way do we endorse beating them up."

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Halliburton Moves HQ to Dubai

Submitted: Mar 12, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Leading scientists to study how having that much money in one place will affect the rotation of the Earth.

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Courtney's Rehab Tab

Submitted: Mar 9, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Courtney Love

16 Jokes  1 Videos

A swanky rehab facility is suing Courtney Love, claiming she never paid her bill after leaving there in 2005.

The lawsuit states that unless she pays in full, she will be shot full of heroin-tipped darts, thus re-addicting her.

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Veggie Tale

Submitted: Mar 8, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A woman who went into a vegetative state in November 2000 awoke this week for three days, then slipped back.

After being updated on everything that's happened in the last 6 years, Christa Lilly said, "Yeah, I'll take the coma."

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Turning Jacko-nese

Submitted: Mar 5, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Michael Jackson

58 Jokes  2 Videos

Turning Jacko-neseFans in Tokyo can pay $3,400 to attend a private party with Michael Jackson this week. Jackson won't sing, but he will serve tea and engage in light conversation.

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Hic, Hic, Hooray!

Submitted: Mar 2, 2007
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Doctor

218 Jokes  2 Videos

Jennifer Mee, the 15-year-old girl who hiccuped for 5 weeks straight, has finally been cured.

Doctors will now investigate why she can't stop farting.

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Britney In-N-Out of Rehab

Submitted: Feb 16, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

188 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney In-N-Out of RehabHer total stay in rehab was less than 24 hours; which was just slightly longer then her post-divorce "comeback."

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Madame Tussaud's Unveils Wax Kate Moss

Submitted: Feb 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Kate Moss

10 Jokes

Mounted next to the statue is a pile of wax cocaine, and the real Pete Doherty.

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Mud Pact

Submitted: Jan 5, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Court Room

381 Jokes  3 Videos

People who live down a hill from Charlton Heston are suing the actor, alleging their property was damaged 2 years ago by a mudslide that poured debris onto their homes.


After learning of the lawsuit, a nude and dentureless Heston, 83, was seen waving a .44 Magnum and screaming, "Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty neighbors!"

He was then sedated by a tranquilizer dart and strapped back into his Craftmatic® adjustable bed.


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