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Jim Caviezel hurt in biking accident

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jul 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Religion

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Jim Caviezel hurt in biking accident

Jim Caviezel, who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ", suffered a minor injury in a motorcycle accident.  He praises himself it wasn't serious.


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Kid Rock to die soon.

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jul 20, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Kid Rock

20 Jokes

Today, Kid Rock said about rekindled relationship with old flame Pamela Anderson, that he "loves her to death".  The music industry was saddened to hear that Kid Rock will die in less than 6 months.


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Sammy Sosa Returns

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jul 20, 2006
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Sammy Sosa

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Former baseball slugger Sammy Sosa has stated that he would be willing to come back to the game for the right offer.  That offer?  $1 million contract, no trade clause and, oh yeah, lots and lots of steroids.


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NASA and McDonalds, not so different afterall

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jul 14, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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McDonald's

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My friend told me the other day he wants to be an astronaunt.  I asked him how one goes upon becoming an astronaunt.  Do you have to go a special college or complete certain tasks.  He said you just send in an application.  After hearing this, I couldn't help but take solace in the fact that NASA has the same screening process as McDonalds.


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PORN

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jul 12, 2006
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Porn

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It's amazing how successful the porn industry is and yet it doesn't know how to advertise to it's target audience, especially internet porn.  You get these fake friend requests on MySpace or e-mails like "an important notice for you", but what the porn industry doesn't realize is men don't need to be tricked into watching porn.  We think about sex every seven seconds, the ol' bait and switch is not neccessary.  I have never been masturbating and halfway through been like, "What's going on?  Oh no, I've been tricked by porn again, DAMN YOU PORN!"  Porn is not like vegetables or housework that we have to be coaxed into, porn is the dessert, like jell-o or pudding...that two woman wrestling in.  Porn is like housework...being done by a naughty frenchmaid.  See now every guy that's reading this is now thinking about bending that french maid over and using the feather duster for something else and if you weren't then, you are now. 


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Tag, You're Banned

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jul 10, 2006
Category: News  
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New Jersey

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The New Jersey School Boards Association is banning the popular recess game "Tag" because it can get too violent.  The ban will apply to all schools who aren't on base.


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Not even ESPN watches the WNBA

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jun 29, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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WNBA

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Believe or not the WNBA is celebrating it's 10 year anniversary this year.  In honor of that, ESPN is asking it's readers to help them decide which is the best WNBA team of all because, apparently, they haven't been watching it either.


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Ashlee Simpson and Playboy

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jun 28, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Playboy

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Playboy has offered Ashlee Simpson 4 million dollars to pose for them.  In a related story, the Rhinoplasty Surgeons of American have offered her 5 million not to pose.


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The Black Stripper Strikes Again

By: Andy Kleiman (C)
Submitted: Jun 27, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Stripper

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The AD of Duke is hurt after his son crashed his boat, the son claims he was distracted by a black stripper.


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In addition to stand-up comedy, Andy is also is a featured writer for SuperAwesomeWow.com and ThePhatPhree.com, his writing has also been published by National Lampoon. And while that may be enough for most people, Andy refuses to rest as he is also part of a sketch troupe, The Bacivo Nuggets, that has written two stage shows that have received attention from Glamour Magazine and Marc Platt Productions they did that broadway show "Wicked". Andy's other accomplishments include time traveling, fitting [more]
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