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Maybe if she agrees to not wear pants anymore the legion of internet perverts will bail her out. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: sudan pants woman africa
Added: Mon, 7 Sep 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20405 Mon, 7 Sep 2009 13:57:31 -0700 sudan, pants, woman, africa Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Amazing Math Shortcut Found]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19718 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19718/#comment News

 Don't Do Math. Mystery Solved. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: math science smart news job
Added: Mon, 10 Aug 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19718 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:17:49 -0700 math, science, smart, news, job Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Jay Leno Has a Futuristic Jet Car]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19444 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19444/#comment Entertainment

I would only care about this headline if it were followed by the words "which was recently blown up by the russian mafia." [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 31 Jul 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19444 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 23:59:55 -0700 Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Is Megan Fox the new Angelina Jolie?]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17592 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17592/#comment Entertainment

I don't know. How many husbands and brown babies has she collected so far?
She's also gotta boink Billy Bob Thornton. I don't make the rules, I just enforce'em. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: angelina jolie megan fox model hot transformers news
Added: Thu, 30 Apr 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17592 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:59:26 -0700 angelina jolie, megan fox, model, hot, transformers, news Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Spokesman says Leno doing well and illness isn't serious]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17442 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17442/#comment Entertainment

"He's recovering nicely, but we noticed all the bone tissue from his chin took away from his funny bone, leaving it withered and useless. We figured he's so bad there had to be a medical explanation." [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: jay leno tonight show sick doctor
Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17442 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:22:39 -0700 jay leno, tonight show, sick, doctor Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[France says it won't seek sanctions against Lance Armstrong]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17441 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17441/#comment News

"We don't wanna bust his ba...spirit." [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: lance armstrong france france law legal bike famous
Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17441 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:19:42 -0700 lance armstrong, france, france, law, legal, bike, famous Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Longtime Sportscaster John Madden Retires]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17329 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17329/#comment Entertainment

Longtime impersonator Frank Caliendo blows brains out. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: john madden mad tv news sports sportscaster retire new
Added: Thu, 16 Apr 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17329 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 08:12:14 -0700 john madden, mad tv, news, sports, sportscaster, retire, new Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Mel Gibson's wife files for divorce]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17263 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17263/#comment Entertainment

"He's just not the crazy jesus freak anti-semitic weirdo i fell in love with anymore." [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mel gibson wife divorce marriage easter movie jesus
Added: Mon, 13 Apr 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17263 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:57:56 -0700 mel gibson, wife, divorce, marriage, easter, movie, jesus Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[As West warms, some fear for tiny, furry mountain dweller]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17074 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17074/#comment News

Don't worry folks. Robin Williams will be just fine. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: hairy furry creature global warming
Added: Sat, 4 Apr 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17074 Sat, 4 Apr 2009 09:18:54 -0700 hairy furry creature global warming Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Tanya Harding Thinks She's Suffered Enough]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16245 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16245/#comment Entertainment

We do too Tanya. That's why we stopped giving a crap 15 years ago. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: skating accident violent beating leg suffer sports tv
Added: Wed, 18 Feb 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16245 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:45:30 -0700 skating, accident, violent, beating, leg, suffer, sports, tv Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Pole-dancing included in British school's 'Be Healthy Week']]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15888 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15888/#comment News

 Jogging curiously placed in "Be a Whore Week" [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: britain england healthy comedy joke funny sex wrong
Added: Fri, 30 Jan 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15888 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:16:34 -0700 britain, england, healthy, comedy, joke, funny, sex, wrong, Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Woman spends 33 days with 5,000 scorpions, Breaks Record]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15766 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15766/#comment Weird

That record?
Most unnecessary thing ever done for 33 days. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Weird
Keywords: guinness world record bugs tv comedy joke funny gross
Added: Sun, 25 Jan 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15766 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:19:01 -0700 guinness world record, bugs, TV, comedy, joke, funny, gross Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Burglars Demand Man's Eggbeater at Gunpoint]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15155 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15155/#comment News

Needed to make "sugar" cookies. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: crime guns wierd funny joke jail tv news police com
Added: Tue, 16 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15155 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:52:53 -0700 crime, guns, wierd, funny, joke, jail, tv, news, police, com Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Who I'm Voting For]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13029 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13029/#comment Political

i'm voting for barack obama. i dont know anything about his policies but i like black people more than i like old people. [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: Political
Keywords: comedy obama funny joke mccain election pres
Added: Thu, 10 Jul 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13029 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:57:23 -0700 comedy, obama, funny, joke, mccain, election, pres Alex Fossella Alex Fossella <![CDATA[Iraqis Pimp Out Cars]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12978 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12978/#comment News

Iraqis are now free to "pimp out" their sports cars after the fall of Saddam Hussein.

Coming in 2009:

3 Fast 3 Furious: Wizzacky Iraqis [more]


Author: Alex Fossella
Category: News
Keywords: saddam hussein iraq war bush middle east come
Added: Tue, 8 Jul 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12978 Tue, 8 Jul 2008 20:00:00 -0700 saddam hussein, iraq, war, bush, middle east, come Alex Fossella