Maybe if she agrees to not wear pants anymore the legion of internet perverts will bail her out.

 Don't Do Math. Mystery Solved.

I would only care about this headline if it were followed by the words "which was recently blown up by the russian mafia."

I don't know. How many husbands and brown babies has she collected so far?

She's also gotta boink Billy Bob Thornton. I don't make the rules, I just enforce'em.

"He's recovering nicely, but we noticed all the bone tissue from his chin took away from his funny bone, leaving it withered and useless. We figured he's so bad there had to be a medical explanation."

"We don't wanna bust his ba...spirit."

Longtime impersonator Frank Caliendo blows brains out.

"He's just not the crazy jesus freak anti-semitic weirdo i fell in love with anymore."

Don't worry folks. Robin Williams will be just fine.

We do too Tanya. That's why we stopped giving a crap 15 years ago.