Alan Green - Comedian (C)

Alan Green

Registered on: 11/06/06
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I am a funny dude who has some of the most beautiful daughters in the state of Florida. My best friends are my loyal dog Oliver and my beautiful wife Kwee. I like to laugh, sing karaoke, keep in shape, run for miles and eat lots of salads. I was born and raised in the UK and that makes me even funnier than you Yanks....ha ha...
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Tragic Event of the dog who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Submitted: Nov 6, 2006
Category: News  

 A neighbor backed his vehicle over his best friend's dog (he had served with him in Vietnam and the best friend had recently lost his wife) The neighbor had backed over the only thing his best friend had left in the whole world that he truly loved. His dog.

        So the neighbor bundled the dog in his vehicle and proceeded to the nearest vet's office and assured the doctor that money was no object---- just save the dog's life.

          The doctor spent some hours in the operating room and when he came out after surgery he informed the distraught neighbor that there was good news and bad news. The good news was that the dog would live but the bad news was that he had to amputate the four legs.


      Thanks to modern science he was able to affix Coca Cola cans to create new legs..... Have you heard it??? Well you would if the dog came running up your driveway!!!!!!!!!

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