One Headliners (7)   What is the real headline?   Fish-eating diners prompt new menu Flesh-eating diners prompt new men Man-eating sharks open new diner   Bush: CIA jails exist Bush: CIA does not exist Bush: CIA spells “chee-ah”   Britain’s Plans for Addressing Its Muslims’ Concerns Lag Britain Plans to Add Dressing on Muesli Concerns Vegans Britain’s Plans for Undressing Muslims Concern Iraqis [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords: bush cia muslims britain
Added: Mon, 11 Sep 2006

One Headliners (6)   What is the real headline?   Bush Predicts Appeals Court Will Lift Ban on Wiretaps Bush is a Dick that Appeals to Court Appointees Bush Predicts Apple Peels Will Lift Boobs Rather Than Wire     G.O.P Deserts One of Its Own For Lieberman G.O.P Deserts One of Its Own For Comedian Wendy Liebman G. O. P Gives Desserts to Its One Doberman Pincher   Ford Is Slashing Production 20% For 4Th Quarter Ford Is Slashing Their Tires to Avoid Recall Ford Is Slashing Their Wrist After 3rd Quarter   [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 4 Sep 2006

One Headliners (5)     What is the real headline?   Fearful Iraqis Are Staying Home in Droves as Mosque Attacks Increase Fearful Iraqis Are Shopping at Home Depot as Mars Attack Intensifies Fear Factor Host Joe Rogan Is Staying in Iraqi Mosque as Show Runs Out of Ideas   China’s Central Bank Raises Rates in Latest Effort to Slow the Economy China’s Central Sperm Bank Halts Masturbations in Latest Effort to Slow Population China’s Central Tanks Drive Over People to Slow Independent Thinking   Michael Dell Addresses a News Conference in Hong Kong Michael Dell Undresses at News Conference and Reveals His Dong Michael Dell Cross Dresses at New Sex Club with Tommy Chong   [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 23 Aug 2006

One Headliners (4)   What is the real headline?    Jones Is Said to Have Failed Drug Test in June Quincy Jones Is Said to Have Failed Sex with June Star Jones Is Said to Have Failed   Tiger Leads Phil Tiger Fills Phil with Wood Phil Hates Tiger   5 Charged in Smuggling Cubans to U.S. Cubans Charge us 5O for Smoking Cheap Cigars 2 U.S. Charged with Mugging 5 Cubans   [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords:
Added: Sat, 19 Aug 2006

One Headliners (3)   What is the real headline?   Study: 25% of Americans have no one to confide in Study: 25% of Americans have no one to f*#K Study: 25% of Americans hate 75% of other Americans   Celebrity activist put star power to good use Celebrity activist use star power for nuclear use Celebrity activist use star power to martyr themselves   Maintenance issues found at tiny airline Maintenance issues found with Cameron Diaz Main entrance issues found in gay men   [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 17 Aug 2006

One Headliners (2)   What is the real headline?   Brit Drops kid Again Brit Dropkicks Angelina’s kid Brit Drops Jason Kid on Angelina’s kid   The Heat-Wave Goodbye to Dallas The Heat-Wave that Stroked Dallas The Heat-Wave Goodyear bye Shaq and Give it to Wade   FBI Pursues Pretenders Masquerading as War Heroes FBI Pursues Pretenders Masquerading as Whores to Charge Zero FBI Pursues Nathan Lane for Masquerading as Meatball Hero   [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords: one headliners headlines funny news al ducharme comedian
Added: Wed, 21 Jun 2006

One Headliners (1)   What is the real headline?   Twelve Men Arrested in Cock Fighting Ring Three Men Fight over Cock Ring Two Women Arrested for Fighting Over a Cock     When Bush Comes To Shove When Bush Comes To Shave When Bush Cums   Springtime for Paris Hilton Bedsprings for Paris Hilton Jerry Springer for Paris Hilton   [more]

Author: Al Ducharme
Category: Blogs
Keywords: one headliners headlines funny news al ducharme comedian
Added: Wed, 21 Jun 2006