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Strong Enough for a Man... But Built for a Penguin

By: Abby Scott (C)
Submitted: Feb 15, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

Strong Enough for a Man... But Built for a PenguinWhen you go three months without a bath, it's important to check for odor.

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They Promise to Uphold the Title with as Much Dignity as Miss USA

By: Abby Scott (C)
Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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United States

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for Mr. Blackwell's "Worst Dressed" of 2006. Spears' cooch won for "Most Overexposed."


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Democrats Get to Pick Contents for Senate Vending Machines

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Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Democrat

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Jim Webb gives big thanks to the macaca vote.


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REM Will Pen a New Hit: "Depleted Uranium"

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Submitted: Nov 9, 2006
Category: Political  
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George Bush

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Health experts say that Vietnam veterans who sprayed Agent Orange are more likely to develop heart disease and diabetes.

President Bush has promised to provide thousands of new jobs for medical professionals in another thirty years.


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With a Little Chocolate Syrup, He'd be Good Enough to Eat

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Submitted: Nov 2, 2006
Category: News  
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Gay Marriage

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Tom Ridge forces Rick Santorum to rethink gay marriage.


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Karl Rove Says "Thanks!"

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Submitted: Nov 1, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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John Kerry

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John Kerry blocks oral entry for his flying feet.


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They Got to Feel Normal, for Just One Night.

By: Abby Scott (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Kate Beckinsale

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Nicole Ritchie, Kate Beckinsale and Lara Flynn Boyle paint the town red.


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She's Going as a Skanky, Spoiled, Overexposed Hotel Heiress!

By: Abby Scott (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Paris Hilton

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Halloween.  Or for Paris Hilton, Tuesday.


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He Gets to Stay Out until 9!

By: Abby Scott (C)
Submitted: Oct 31, 2006
Category: News  
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Parents

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Warren Buffet's mom always makes the best costumes.


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One Bell Jar, Two Bell Jar

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Submitted: Oct 31, 2006
Category: News  
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Dirty Mouth

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A college student has found an unpublished poem of depressive author Sylvia Plath.

"Here I sit,

brokenhearted.

Came to shit.

But only overdosed on sleeping pills."

 

 

 

 


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